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Commonly referred to as “the Ham” and “Mazzalot.” Tends to excel at arcade games such as iceball, however, can’t play basketball for a pack of chipotle mayo. Usually a sexy mama and a baby ass.
Also known as the lava my life.
Person A: “Would you like to get a large coke from maccas?”

Marian: “Eoww aha fuck it we ball
Marian by thegulb September 15, 2019

Mariaortzman 

A mythological creature. Sorta of like a troll, unicorns, etc.
This mythical creature feeds off of others misfortunes. This creature is often two faced. It will be nice to you in person, but behind your back will make you miserable. This is how it lives. Off of greed, depression, and putting down others.

This creature lacks interpreting others feelings, will often hurt you emotionally. It is to afraid to cause any physical harm because of its weak stature. The Mariaortzman is very ugly and dirty looking. Having black pubic style looking hair, combed over to hide its ever growing bald spot.
"what is that odd looking creature underneath that bridge? And why is everyone so depressed and up.....Ohhhh a mariaortzman.
Mariaortzman by Askinforaquestion October 14, 2011

Dan Marino

Term given to someone who possesses no jewlery.

Since Marino never won a superbowl, he doesnt have a superbowl ring.

Can also be used to describe an older single woman.
"That fool is broke, he's Dan Marino"
"That chick doesnt have a ring on that finger, she's a Dan Marino"
Dan Marino by Mo Meta May 5, 2006

Dab Marino

Modern version of the once popular "strike-out".

This crunk-blaster special move involves taking a hot dab (quick & fat) - holding it in - taking a shot of of liquor (dbl shot pref) -- exhaling glory
"Damn dude, did you just see Chad over there rip that thicc Dab Marino? What a legend, I bet he fucks."
Dab Marino by lucid1hp March 26, 2021

Marianna 

Someone who is always called Marinara only by her friends.
Oh look, there's Marinara (Marianna)!
Marianna by M4ri4nn4 October 25, 2017
She is talented and smart. She was given angels looks, and that warming smile. No one can compare to beauty like her. You will never meet someone as wonderful as her.
Why is Mariana so perfect?
Mariana by simplyblack March 13, 2015