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Marijuana Gin
A legendary drink mentioned in 80s British cult TV series Red Dwarf. It is made by mixing the drug Marijuana and Gin, and causes a drunken high followed by the worst hangover anyone can experience. It both tastes and smells like a rat's ass
Red Dwarf Context
Rimmer: "Have you been at the Marijuana Gin again, Lister?"
Other Context
Person 1: Oh my god my head! What did I drink last night?
Person 2: Marijuana Gin, can't you smell it on you?
Rimmer: "Have you been at the Marijuana Gin again, Lister?"
Other Context
Person 1: Oh my god my head! What did I drink last night?
Person 2: Marijuana Gin, can't you smell it on you?
Marijuana Gin by miakeylimepie August 13, 2010
Related Words
Marijuana Syndrome
an ailment that may occur the morning after you have smoked. Symptoms are dehydration (yet unwillingness to rehydrate one's self), excessive complaining, and clumsiness. Often affects annoying people and non-regular smokers.
"I'm telling you the weed made me sick man!
Bullshit, you've got Marijuana Syndrome."
"Fucking Michael dropped a glass jar of salsa on your driveway when he was getting into his dad's car earlier.
I knew that nigger had Marijuana Syndrome."
Bullshit, you've got Marijuana Syndrome."
"Fucking Michael dropped a glass jar of salsa on your driveway when he was getting into his dad's car earlier.
I knew that nigger had Marijuana Syndrome."
Marijuana Syndrome by Doug Russel aka "Knuck Duster" September 21, 2010
Marijuana Elitist
One who believes they are better than others simply because he/her uses marijuana. They believe that marijuana is the solution to everything, and tend to look down on those who choose not to use marijuana. Marijuana elitists also believe that marijuana is not a drug, but an herb, obviously not knowing the definition of a drug.
Marijuana elitist: "Marijuana isn't a drug, it's an herb. It's the healing of a nation, and it should be legalized."
Guy: "Cool story bro. Go make me some toast."
Guy: "Cool story bro. Go make me some toast."
Marijuana Elitist by biffwebster June 21, 2011
marijuana mafia
marijuana mafia by Jodith April 22, 2005
marijuana maintainance
Misspelled (go figure) response definition to a cycle of behavior whereby a person (alcoholic) trades one drug (alcohol) that is holding them back/wreaking terrible destruction in their lives with another drug that can be very psychologically addictive, though inherently less harmful(marijuana), but that will--if taken heavily, as is often the case--just usually perpetuate the cycle of addiction and lead to relapse with the original drug of choice (DoC).
The great thing with 'the plan' is, once you get used to the daily weed sessions and and realize nothing helps those recurrent head-fucking-a-vise-in-swirling-free fall hangovers like deep, triadic bong hits, then you've got TWO habits to deal with and pay for. Great plan.
The great thing with 'the plan' is, once you get used to the daily weed sessions and and realize nothing helps those recurrent head-fucking-a-vise-in-swirling-free fall hangovers like deep, triadic bong hits, then you've got TWO habits to deal with and pay for. Great plan.
"Hey, have you seen Brule Jerkwater around lately? After he lost his job at Volkswagen, was divorced by his husband, and got into that unfortunate attempted manslaughter accident with Santa at the shopping mall, you know, I really thought he had it in him to stick with the program and get clean. I saw him sitting quietly always eating that big bag of Doritos for months, but he seems to just have quit coming."
"oh yeah, I forget to tell you, he was working in the kitchen at Applebees with my druggie stepbrother for a while, but then they both got caught making thousand island pot sauce after close one night and got the axe. Last I heard he was working for the carnival and back to drinking handles of rum.
"Goddamn that marijuana maintainance (sic). They always think they can trade one for the other. Motherfuckers don't get it: we can't handle on-tap euphoria."
"oh yeah, I forget to tell you, he was working in the kitchen at Applebees with my druggie stepbrother for a while, but then they both got caught making thousand island pot sauce after close one night and got the axe. Last I heard he was working for the carnival and back to drinking handles of rum.
"Goddamn that marijuana maintainance (sic). They always think they can trade one for the other. Motherfuckers don't get it: we can't handle on-tap euphoria."
marijuana maintainance by CaptainDooDoo July 2, 2009
Marijuana Marksman
One who is able to accurately aim one's smoky exhalations. (i.e. out a window, at someone's face, etc.)
Despite a distance of about five feet between me and the small crack in the window, no smoke remained in the car when I exhaled. I felt like a true Marijuana Marksman.
Marijuana Marksman by knyaz22 June 7, 2011