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MAP

A false sexuality in which people over 18 are attracted to minors, this sexuality is not real and is actually pedophilia and shouldn't exist or be supoorted
Crusty Musty Pedo: I'm a MAP
Person: No ur not crusty musty pedo MAPs aren't valid
by kxromi January 1, 2022
mugGet the MAPmug.

MAP

Massive alcohol poo - most likely after an incredible night out.

Will definitely smell like pure ethanol.
"Don't go in that bathroom - I just had a MAP"

"I just a public MAP"
"You bring shame to the family name
by House1992 March 30, 2015
mugGet the MAPmug.

MAP

by pdtlr December 12, 2023
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MAP

“ ugh, that girl is acting like such a map.”
by Dancingnate1234 January 29, 2018
mugGet the MAPmug.

0161 Manny on the map

When your a fucking seshead this word is used a lot not only to pull gyal but to make people laugh

When you die you go to Scunthorpe 😎
by Nahh1720 July 19, 2021
mugGet the 0161 Manny on the mapmug.

Map doggin

A simple way to make road side sex easy and arrest free. The couple pulls to the side of the road with driver side toward traffic. Man opens driver's door and opens a large atlas or other paper map above driver's door. Then he gets ready without dropping pants. Lady will get into doggy style and back into position. Note: "passenger" should keep their entire body below front seat headrests and do most of the work to avoid detection and voila! Interstate relief.
"Either gas money or map doggin, I don't care how you pay for this ride, plus we just may be lost..."
by Daily Moovment May 6, 2015
mugGet the Map dogginmug.

Chocolate map

The card in a box of assorted chocolates that shows where in the box the different types of chocolate are located.
The chocolate map says this one should be strawberry cream, but it's rum and butter. Gross!
by DianeH1 November 27, 2010
mugGet the Chocolate mapmug.

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