Bog Maggots

Small rolled pieces of toilet paper stained with feces that are created when vigorously wiping the bum crack after a shit.

Tiny worm shaped pieces of the paper fall off the wad and lay around the toilet seat or the floor area around the pan that look like shitty little maggots

'For fucks sake Dave, you've left bog maggots on the seat again. Can't you wipe your arse like any normal person?'

'..Sorry love'

by CountLippe February 12, 2021

fucking the maggot

I way Irish people say your just here to have fun.

Bruce: Stop Fooling around Mark!
Daniel: Ahh let him go he just fucking the maggot.

by I'm not Irish February 19, 2021

maggot

a slur regarding a very masculine homosexual guy.

that guy is such a fucking maggot!

by emilysanders May 25, 2021

maggot

a computer nerd that does nothing else but play computer games

Jock: hey gunter u maggot
Gunter: murrrrrrrr megabyte mega byte

by foohon September 4, 2003

Homie maggot

When you put maggots on your dick and her pussy while you aggressively destroy her hole while maggots munch on y’alls privates

“Ohh Caige this is Homie Maggot feels great!!”

“Trust me Robert fike, this is the best! Next I’ll do it on Ashton’s butthole”

by Big boy c daddy March 11, 2022

Maggot

A "slur" for Insect Larvae to be degraded to filthy creatures.

Felisha: "Ewwww a bunch of Maggots"
Deep down the larvae started hurting inside

by Pikeslayer27 March 23, 2022

One sip maggot

Someone who gets drunk off of one whiff or sip of alcohol

Jacob literally just opened his drink and he’s smashed already

Obviously he’s a one sip maggot

by boonygal February 11, 2022