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Rockblock

A term used in climbing for when someone jumps in front of you in an attempt to finish a climb before you or stop you from getting on a climb. Can be intentional or accidental.
"Dude, I've been waiting to get on this climb for 10 minutes, don't be a rockblocker."
by Steve_Urkel March 28, 2019
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Sockblock

When someone disallows a female/woman the privilege of having their orifice (most commonly vagina/anus) penetrated. Feminine version of cockblock.
“Girl! If sockblock was person it’d look like, my cousin, Rita. I met this fine ass LatinX in the club and this thirsty attention starved skank told them I had a husband. I ‘bout died. I swear it looked like they had half a pool noodle in they pants.”

Plays on the fact that males commonly use socks to masturbate (therefore, the sock’s replacement is acknowledged) and the moniker for prolapsed anus (pink sock).

Also, we don’t refer to vaginas as “cocks” . So, the term cockblock is mired in misogyny. As if;

1) women don’t have a choice in the matter.
2) the orifices entered during sexual intercourse are less important.
3) the vagina isn’t the most important sexual organ in humanity.

Viva la vagine!!!
by unskilled sleeper April 18, 2022
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lockalock

A loud, obnoxious, person who could care less about physical appearance who can usually fight really well and has a quick temper.
When the lockalock came to the table, everybody scattered.
by DeltaBoyz January 11, 2024
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to rockblock

When a spouse, family member, or friend determinedly changes your travel plans so that rock climbing no longer included in the itinerary. (rock climbing slang)
When we made our Cuba travel plans, my wife decided to rockblock me, and we spent way too many days in Varadero, making it impossible to go climbing. She's a total rockblocker! When we plan our trip to Peru next fall, I won't get rockblocked.
by nicojah May 24, 2018
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clockblock

The sound that leaves the mouth of a dyslexic person attempting to say "cockblock"
"Dude, your friend is a major clockblock"

"Wait, what?"
by echobl January 25, 2010
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Cockblockotopolis

A place completely filled with cockblockers, so terrible that no cock is safe.
Dude, I just got back from cockblockotopolis. My cock is so sore. Fuuuuckkkk.
by Cockblocktopus 41 August 7, 2011
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clockblock

when you ask for the time and someone refuses to tell you.
you: hey can i get the time sweenykins?

sweenykins: absolutly not!

you: what a clockblocker
by james.p. November 3, 2011
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