Lightning Bolt

A bowel movement so long that it touches bottom without finishing, in the manner that a normal lightning bolt connects the sky and the ground.

<Abnormalboy> and then zeus shat a lightning bolt.
<Carface> I did that today, felt like I was passing a baby. Then there was naught but a tower of poo.

by Carzand December 14, 2008

push push lady lightning

An awsome song by Bang Camaro.

Push push lady lightning Is found on Guitar Hero 2. Btw,Bang camaro runs on dude power

by Bjammin January 14, 2008

to be struck by lightning

to have an enlightenment or an epiphany

i want to be struck by lightning

by Sexydimma December 10, 2014

to be struck by lightning

to have an enlightenment or an epiphany

President Barack Obama needs to be struck by lightning when it comes to US Foreign Policy

by Sexydimma June 27, 2015

Ride the lightning

To do anything crazy, creative, spontaneous, or original. Also awesome T-shirt brand that has the best t-shirts, that if worn correctly will make the user an aphrodisiac to all opposite sex.

Johnny wanted to ride the lightning, so he backfliped off the cliff to his death.

by Slinky Jim June 15, 2012

ball lightning

Something that will fuck your shit up.

Dude, your shit just got fucked up like ball lightning!

by Sniper May 13, 2005

Lightning queer sock

A queer's sock hit by lightning. What the hell did you think?

Person 1: you're such a lightning queer sock
Person 2: wait....what?

by Angel578 April 28, 2013