A fictional porn star that if she did exist would be a great story of an American hero. Her story would be of the struggle of the suburban downtrodden geek who overcomes her obstacles to eventually becoming one of the biggest porn stars in the world. Its a heart warming biography with vision and love that will leave you filled up inside. It's a perfect role model for all who need something for that deep hole we all have. But it will especially touch the dyslexic. Because no one knows the painful bullying of dyslexia like Lana Wolf.
Look for her story to come out and touch all of us one way or another..
She is a fictional character but her story will be told someday.
Look for her story to come out and touch all of us one way or another..
She is a fictional character but her story will be told someday.
by Texas Beezler September 16, 2016
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Because of the Lacanian Real, we're all a pile of shit.
The reason why the Walrus Man bleeds when he's hit with a lightsaber even when nobody else ever bleeds when hit with a lightsaber is because of the Lacanian Real.
The reason why the Walrus Man bleeds when he's hit with a lightsaber even when nobody else ever bleeds when hit with a lightsaber is because of the Lacanian Real.
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Im not snow white,
but im lost inside this forest.
Im not red riding hood,
but I think the wolves have got me.
Dont want your stilettos!
Im not, not Cinderella..
I dont need a knight,
so baby take off all your armor!
You be the beast,
and I'll be the beauty beauty.
Who needs true love,
as long as you love me truly?
I want it all,
but I want ya more!
Will you wake me up boy
if I bite your poison apple?
Ladan doesn't believe in fairytales.
but im lost inside this forest.
Im not red riding hood,
but I think the wolves have got me.
Dont want your stilettos!
Im not, not Cinderella..
I dont need a knight,
so baby take off all your armor!
You be the beast,
and I'll be the beauty beauty.
Who needs true love,
as long as you love me truly?
I want it all,
but I want ya more!
Will you wake me up boy
if I bite your poison apple?
Ladan doesn't believe in fairytales.
by spanishloverhdjs December 29, 2010
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Get the Lana Del Rey mug.Lafanga, is a type of congenital wart that grows inside the stomach, after accidentaly, consuming a syphalitic genital wart during cunnilingus.
" dude i ate out this baning broad last night, whist earning my red wings, i think i ate something and now i have lafanga.
by sexflesh double ended October 16, 2014
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