Cripple Krabs

A Cripple Krab is a dumb ass lady with a sexual disorder of "Damn your to fat to walk" , They can also be harvested for the oils that they secrete when queefing out of there second ass hole witch is located on the top of there head. Dont forget when skining these animals, be careful for the midget living in the animals kangaroo sack. They are very dangerous to the enviorment due to the tank of shit juice starpped to there back, if ruptered please for the love of Chuck Norris, do not consume the juice, it can cause atomic diarreaha and nuculer aids and ultra hrpyes. Happy Krabs!

Bystander 1: Oh my god its a Cripple Krabs! run!

Bystander 2: Run!

by Cyris97 January 1, 2012

kraeutler

awkward looking sketchy kid. enjoys being straddled by hot-ass girlfriend, but cant have sex with her (statutory rape). also enjoys grappling with other men (aka wrestling).

dude that kid is such a kraeutler.
yea, but his girlfriend isn't hot.

by dave adler January 30, 2004

krabby patty

Another Definition of Grumpy.

Jenn seems to be such a krabby Patty ever sence the mailmam broke her computer.

by Nadun January 19, 2005

krab

A person who is a admin of a place. When he goes to school people say to him wassupp krab boy

"Yo Yo mofo y0 0wnz dude pwnz kraby dude" -UnfinisheD

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Mr Krabs

When your partner kills the mood after stimulating your genitalia by shouting "CAN YOU FEEL IT NOW MR. KRABS!!!"

I went to bed with blue balls because my girl Mr krabs me

by bluebody August 22, 2015

krabby patty

A bitch with herpes and or crabs up in her vagina game.

I heard Floyd gave Jelly a krabby patty last night.

by Charles Caplan June 21, 2007

Karbec

Karbec is specific user of the d2jsp community (famous diablo2 community forum, used for trading, writing guides and stuff). He is also known to play WoW in excessive amounts, which makes him quite unable to live "normal life" (aka RL (real life) in internet slang). Apart from that, he is really talented graphic artist (his pictures can be found in his profile on the site named above)

Karbec´s mate: Hey mate, fancy beer?
Karbec: LOLWUT?
Karbec´s mate: Oh god... I thought you have at least SOME real life.
Karbec: /burp

by Teh1337_1337zor February 25, 2008