Kevin

A guy who dates all your ex girlfriends and fucks them before you did

Bob "yo man that guy kevin smashed sandra last week"

Jim "u didnt even smash sandra"

Bob "nah man"

by The Podcast December 17, 2016

Kevin

Is a little bitch, has ugly ass blonde hair, walks around think he is the shit and he is in fact not; Kevin likes to sucks lots of dick and finger his own asshole; Kevin has daddy’s money and drives and ugly ass Chevy; Kevin also likes to date girls with the same last name like he’s from Alabama

I love Kevin can’t wait to marry him and adopt kids because we’re gay

by PussySlAyEr20182 September 29, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is the type of guy who is perfect to date. While you’re down and feeling blue Kevin will always put a smile to your face. He’s someone you fall in love with, with his sarcasm and his cuteness and his tendency of bringing up jokes from a Popular Tv show. He knows how to hold you and kisses you just right. He is a good listener and gives you a type of spark and feeling in your tummy that you love every time you see him. At first he keeps the conversations small, but when you get to know him you’ll find a smile on your face every time you’re around him. He’s fine as fuck and is the perfect person to talk to. He’ll make sure you feel safe and comfortable with him. His personality has flaws, but if you’re the right person for him you would love all of those imperfections and things that make you mad. You can’t stay mad at him because someone like him you have to keep forever.

“I was sad before but Kevin made me happy again!”

by Lillyluckenberg October 24, 2018

Kevin

kevin is usually tall with brown eyes and hair. He can be a big crackhead but can also be very charming and gentle with certain people. He is very smart and funny.

Carissa: omg that boy looks so attractive I think I like him. Me: he must be a Kevin then

by Stan straykids December 7, 2019

Kevin

A fake ass bitch who can’t take jokes. Has no humor and makes incredibly dry conversation. Leaves you on read and heavily favors people. Can be extremely petty when provoked. One of those people who wears the same exact thing everyday. Named after a fucking minion haha what a loser!!

I can’t believe Kevin would cheat on his fiancée.

by Larry from the veggie tales December 4, 2018

Kevin

Extremely small penis. Gets no bitches and is probably married to a girl named Melissa. He is also friends with Cbass and Cbass is gay so therefore Kevin is gay

Kevin is indeed homosexual

by KevinatorCanada TTV January 17, 2020

Kevin

A bitch

Quit being a Kevin

by Jackhawk9001 September 10, 2018