Kelly's Law

Junk will accumulate in the space available.

Coined my Mike Kelly

Oh man, i bought the new house with more storage space but you'd never, Kelly's Law kicked in, I have no space and junk everywhere.

by Tank June 26, 2009

Kellyism

Kellyism is a monotheistic religion that revolves around the one true Goddess Kelly. This religion was originated from the highland regions of South Africa. Kelly the Goddess has great power and knowledge beyond any can imagine. Even though the lucky few only get to see her in this world, she is still watching everyone with her great powers. Kelly is not only kind with the favors she grants but she helps the people in need. Because of this, we Kellyists try to give back by bringing her food and other offerings. True Kellyists pray to Kelly five times a day. When we wake up, before breakfast, before lunch, before dinner, and when we go to bed. We believe that praying to her brings great luck and fortune.

Kellyism is a great religion.

by 『 』 February 13, 2015

Helen Keller High

To be high beyond the limits of speech and visual comprehension.

I was so Helen Keller High I climbed a tree and scraped my chest for no apparent reason.

by Moose Mayne November 23, 2010

Grace Kelly

A discrete word for Cocaine (she is the Whitest Lady)

I love Grace Kelly.
Did you invite Grace to the party?
Can we hang out with Grace tonight?
etc.

by the SP crew May 17, 2014

deep like kelly

A phrase used when talking to a batter in baseball. To encourage your player to hit a homerun....you yell to them "go deep like Kelly." Kelly refers to Jim Kelly throwing to a deep ball to Andre Reed.

Hey, Will...Go deep like Kelly

by Derek Craig May 14, 2007

Grace Kelly

Grace, Princess of Monaco, born Grace Patricia Kelly (November 12, 1929 – September 14, 1982) was an Academy Award-winning American film actress who, upon marriage to Rainier III, Prince of Monaco on April 19, 1956, became Her Serene Highness The Princess of Monaco. She is the mother of the principality's current Sovereign Prince, Albert II. Princess Grace maintained dual American and Monegasque citizenship after her marriage. Her ‘fairy tale’ life made Kelly one of the most popular and beloved Americans of the 20th century. Is fine as hell.

Tom isn't coming tonight cause he is addicted to jerking it to Grace Kelly.

by NickDaBeast April 23, 2007

Kelly

A Kelly is incredible witty and very sharp. Incredibly kind! She has a love for old songs e.g Copacabana
She tends to be a magnet for flaming wrangers.

That joke was so so sharp, was definitely a Kelly.

by reallynow234 June 20, 2011