a jonah

When you call someone a Jonah, it means that they are an unlucky person

Poor him, he’s like a Jonah

by Jktheaceman April 11, 2020

Jonah

a kid who's ugly and nobody likes him because of that.

Ya, that kid is probably a Jonah.

by rachelz May 17, 2018

jonah fat butler

some one thats soooooo fat that they need to put butter on there hips to make it through the door. .. they also enjoy collecting shit tequila and they think there cool about everything...also they buy things that they think they can sell but it never really works out... p.s. they have a brother named jensen who has falling-down syndrome

holy shit! theres a jonah fat butler!!!!

by dickcheck12345 October 20, 2010

Jochum

A play off of shotgun, Jochum is the last possible selection whist going through the shotgun game. Also known as bitch seat. First person will call "shotgun," second and third people will "call no bitch," last person is forced to call Jochum.

Andrew: Hey lets go to the gas station for some wraps. ill drive.
Tom: Shotgun!
Zack and Bill: No bitch!
Ryan: Jochum!

by danglesnipyoursister May 16, 2011

jonthe

Jonthe is the Swedish nickname for the longer name "Jonathan. Jonthe's has the ability to be generous, sexy and intelegent. They are also very loyal, happy and jokes a lot.

Jonthe is laughing very sexy

by Alexanathon December 12, 2016

Jonah

A long-established expression among sailors uses the term, "Jonah", to mean a sailor or a passenger whose presence on board brings bad luck and endangers the ship. The meaning is based on the Biblical prophet Jonah. Later, this meaning was extended to mean, "a person who carries a jinx, one who will bring bad luck to any enterprise."

Every time Bob comes climbing with us someone gets hurt; the man is a Jonah.

by Benjamin Driscoll September 7, 2019

jonah

a guy who's hot and loyal

he's such a Jonah

by jonah marais is beautiful December 1, 2019