Jochum

A play off of shotgun, Jochum is the last possible selection whist going through the shotgun game. Also known as bitch seat. First person will call "shotgun," second and third people will "call no bitch," last person is forced to call Jochum.

Andrew: Hey lets go to the gas station for some wraps. ill drive.
Tom: Shotgun!
Zack and Bill: No bitch!
Ryan: Jochum!

Jochum by danglesnipyoursister May 16, 2011

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Jogchum

A very hot guy, usually Dutch.

Very good at field hockey. Perfect catch.
You can't imagine a better boyfriend, they're sexy and sweet at the same time.

Girl: Oh my god is she dating a Jogchum?

Girl2: I think so, god Im jealous!!!

Jogchum by whitygirly September 7, 2011

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Jochamism

A very laid-back teaching philosophy centered around understanding large concepts by the time a test appears. Often incorporating cartoons and powerpoints with strange pictures (see also: lolcats), this coffee-fueled teaching style usually varies from a standard classroom procedure.

Any Jochamist teacher will most likely emit odd noises, loud interjections, various poses, and offer blunt criticism to students.

"What is your new teacher like?"
"Oh, he's a total Jochamist. We walked into his room and immediately smelled coffee, and then we watched bugs bunny the rest of the period."

"My teacher must believe in Jochamism. We just saw a powerpoint on how to 'Not do so bad in class' and were told 'If being you doesn't work, be someone else.'"

Jochamism by HSstudent April 10, 2012