jenning

being wrong about language and sources

I used UD as an etymological source, really jenning today

by aaaasdfffgg September 23, 2022

Jens

A Jens is a man who is calm and collected. His people skills are flawless and he knows how to talk to anyone. He knows a little bit about everything and is very good at working with his hands. More often than not, Jens is a family man and values time with his kids and family very high, he loves getting them involved in his countless hobbies.

My dads name is Jens

Oh, you must love him very much

by tangerine trooper November 22, 2021

Don Jen

Don is a word that shows respect for an older person.

It's a Spanish word.

Don Jen, how are you?

Como esta, Don Jen?

by theeeunknown101 March 29, 2023

Jen-Green

When someone squirts/rockets poop on the lower lid or backboard of the toilet. Due to reasons that are unknown, poor diet or impatient timing expected.

Man, someone Jen-greened the toilet again. Iv had so much Taco Bell I feel like i might pull a Jen-green.

by Riotville October 19, 2022

Shanice Jennings

A pick me who claims to be "proudly lesbian" or "Proudly Bisexual" when in reality Shanice Jennings only hangs out with dudes and no one else.

Lily: I'm a lesbian! I promise!
Ruby: Don't be a Shanice Jennings

by NULL_666 June 23, 2024

jens jakob

when jens jakob sees a faucet or a towel. he shall pee in the faucet and shit in the towel

"fuck, jens jakob is coming over. better lock my bathroom and hide my towels"

by dillerdrengen123 May 10, 2022

Jens

another name for a massive penis

holy shit it is huge. Its just like jens

by Yolodopeshit November 23, 2021