The act of cutting a hole in someones mattress and filling it with the jelly of your choice. (for best results use grape jelly) see Jelly Hole for more results.
by Weasel0317 March 30, 2012
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When male human ejaculate is mixed with water many of the insoluble lipids, proteins, and long chain carbohydrates are clumped together forming stringy jellyfish like white clumps. They are commonly seen in and around public and communal showers, such as dorm bathrooms or military showers because many people tend to use this as their "private time" and masturbate in the shower.
Since they are so often found in military showers and bathrooms they have been dubbed "battle jellies."
When male human ejaculate is mixed with water many of the insoluble lipids, proteins, and long chain carbohydrates are clumped together forming stringy jellyfish like white clumps. They are commonly seen in and around public and communal showers, such as dorm bathrooms or military showers because many people tend to use this as their "private time" and masturbate in the shower.
Since they are so often found in military showers and bathrooms they have been dubbed "battle jellies."
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Original Jelly Story: One day, I went to get raspberry jelly, but they didn't have any so I got orange jelly instead. It wasn't as good as raspberry jelly.
by ulamp January 20, 2011
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Robert probably took it to his room; you know he's a jelly jerker.
Robert probably took it to his room; you know he's a jelly jerker.
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