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Jared Lore

The lore
The lore of jared
The lore written specifically to tell the story of Jared
Jared's Lore
Jared Lore is crazy man
yeah, shit's written better than Shakespeare
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Jared Sunnerberg

THE MOST BADASS PERSON YOU WILL EVER KNOW!!!!
Man, have you seen Jared Sunnerberg lately, he's so fuckin badass
by DxRxOxCxK224 October 31, 2011
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Poopy Jared

hahajajajahaha poopy jared
jared: yo
me: haha poopy jared hahajajahaha
by hahapoopyjared December 23, 2020
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Jared DiRosa

Fatass faggot. No bitches wanna fuck this nigga. He got a small ass dick, that shit tiny. Nigga got bad breath don't go near him. He never showers
Eww its Jared DiRosa
Jared DiRosa is a faggot
by jareddirosaisafaggot April 2, 2014
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Dirty Jared

When the male partner dips his nose into a tub of guacamole and then proceeds to rub and poke his nose into the female's rim. The action of rubbing and poking is akin to that of anal fisting-albeit with a nose.
Boy 1: Hey you gut any guacamole?

Boy 2: Huh? Eating some salsa?

Boy 1: Nah man, going to Dirty Jared my girl.
by SLAPPY BAG April 1, 2012
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jared brown

Someone with paint on their face, and likes touching men.
Jared Brown, that's the kid with paint on his face.
by Killer3001 May 20, 2016
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