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chums before bums

The gay version of bros before hoes and sisters before misters. Used regardless of position preference.
Scott: "Yo, poker this evening. Up for it?"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"
by DarkTemple June 23, 2017
mugGet the chums before bumsmug.

Chums

Slang for a girl's period. Aunty Flo. Shark week. Bloodfest.

Noun: chums

Verb: chumming
Jane: "Hey, wanna catch a movie this evening?"
Kat: "Wish i could babe, but I got my chums this morning. Could you bring me some chocolate maybe?"
Jane: "You got it. Netflix and chocolate it is."
by spell.caster47 July 6, 2021
mugGet the Chumsmug.

Chum

Another word for a Vape, popularized by CBC High School fags.
josh, pass me the Chum
by 24hunnid November 28, 2023
mugGet the Chummug.

Chums

Something you ask for when you need some nicotine
Yo dude u got any chums ? I need a buzz hella bad.

Hell yea . Wanna go on a chum run after class?
by Brayden mcd January 23, 2021
mugGet the Chumsmug.

Chum Fag

Used to describe someone who's smelly and a fag. Just some word some fucker named "lance" made up.
"Aw man, my mom won't take me to the dance tomorrow..." "Dude, your mom is a total chum fag !"
by Th0t_P0ck3t_ June 1, 2025
mugGet the Chum Fagmug.

Chum

The stuff in bucket that feeds me and the sharks
I dumped my girl some chum from the bucket
by Juni's WorldYT April 6, 2021
mugGet the Chummug.

chumming

(verb)

1. Literal: The act of tossing small bits of bait into the water to lure in bigger fish.

2. Social: When someone posts or shares something that looks innocent, like a home-cooked meal or a casual night out, with the real goal of getting attention, compliments, or messages from friends, family, or exes.
Don’t fall for it. She’s not just making pasta, she’s chumming for texts.

Grandpa just posted ten photos of his homemade gumbo. He’s chumming for the grandkids to visit.
by etilauqa October 23, 2025
mugGet the chummingmug.

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