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Internet

The Internet is a great huge world of pornography, cats, trolls and of course, child abuse.
I didnt go on the internet today because I wasn't bored and I love my life
by IamSpiderMan March 5, 2013
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Internet

The Internet is the Best but also the Worst experience ever

The internet is a virtual world where there's barely any rules respected. Also known as the home of teenagers who thinks being racist is normal and being disrespectful is a key to success; Adults are predators or something completely different either good, bad or nothing different from teenagers.

There are a lot of things to learn from the Internet.

But no one knows what the point of it really became to that day.
User : *Joins the internet*
Edge lords : HEIL HITLER DEATH TO ALLS JEWS NIBBA HAHAHA BIG CHUNGUS DO U KNO DA WAE
Furries : *Le rule 34, le yiff, le rawr, le edge*
Nice guys : *seduce you with their huge cocks out*
Nice girls : *try to act shy and show how good they are at their passions which you don't care*
Christians : stop being rude *while being incinerated*
Reddit, Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter and everything else that represents medias : CRINGE! FREE CRINGE! FREE CRINGE FOR EVERYONE! CRINGE AND DRAMA FOR EVERYONE!

YouTube : Welcome to drama class!

Games websites (Like Roblox) : *Downgrade, capitalism, hate, desperate players for good updates*
Wildspartanz : Quackity you're the guy on the left.
User : *Stays and believe it's normal*
by ValIsDesperate March 14, 2019
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internet

What humans have evolved to become dependent on in order to live.
(documentary voice)
Over thousands of years, humans have developed a evolutionary dependency on the internet. Once a human has run out of internet connection, the human will suffer a horrible and horrific death.
by Dubiks March 16, 2019
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internet

what kinda stupid question is this what the hell do you think your on, god your an idiot.
by fourth horsemen October 4, 2005
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internet

by Qwerty April 20, 2004
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internet

The place on your computer that lets you go on MySpace.
You probably can't go on MySpace using your microwave oven... it's on the internet.
by MySpace Bob January 10, 2008
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internet

A series of tubes, definitely not a truck, intended for porn porn porn.
Ted Stevens from Alaska is the foremost expert on the internet.
by Sam is a Dick December 7, 2006
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