Internet

Woow. You couldn't be dumber if you're literally looking up the definition of the internet.

Person 1: Hey Chad, what's "The Internet?"
Person 2: Hey. Hand me that knife over there. I think it's time to just end this thing we all call "life" for me.

by latrelljennings July 7, 2017

internet

What humans have evolved to become dependent on in order to live.

(documentary voice)
Over thousands of years, humans have developed a evolutionary dependency on the internet. Once a human has run out of internet connection, the human will suffer a horrible and horrific death.

by Dubiks March 16, 2019

internet

what kinda stupid question is this what the hell do you think your on, god your an idiot.

I'm going to go on the internet to book a vacation.

by fourth horsemen October 4, 2005

internet

invented bye al gore

al gore.,. give it up.

by Qwerty April 20, 2004

internet

The place on your computer that lets you go on MySpace.

You probably can't go on MySpace using your microwave oven... it's on the internet.

by MySpace Bob January 10, 2008

internetting

The current use of the internet in communication regardless of medium whether it be through e-mail or any other instant text message ability.

No Doi, I'm internetting him back right now, Becky!

I just submitted my new resume to that employer I was talking about, but they still haven't internetted me back yet.

Hey, send me an internet about that O.K. bro?!

Ya the scene went sideways, I will internet you later about it...

by Wordcarver January 28, 2011

internet

A series of tubes, definitely not a truck, intended for porn porn porn.

Ted Stevens from Alaska is the foremost expert on the internet.

by Sam is a Dick December 7, 2006