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internets

The term "internets" was used by George W. Bush to correctly refer to the two existing internets: internet and internet2. Internet2 is used by educational institutions for high-bandwith data transfers where as the first internet -- the one usually used by the average person -- is best-known for its hypertext protocol.
Ignorant media made fun of Bush for using the plural of internet not realizing that the joke was on them. They should have done more research by visiting www.internet2.org
I hear there's rumors on the internets...

--George W. Bush referring to the two actually existing internets
by natrium November 8, 2004
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Interneting

To 'internet' or the act of browsing the internet, normally for porn.
See http://internet.urbanup.com/48113

Dave comes home from a hard day at the coal mine and boots up the laptop to do some interneting before his wife comes home!
by Thief Of Navarre March 16, 2009
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The Internet

Unfortunately I can't exactly surf the waves due to Miss Rona causing my trip to get canceled, so now I'm surfing the internet instead.
by Pialinist June 12, 2020
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internets

The word internets is plural for internet. See my entry for internet.
Person 1: Look at these people E-fighting on the BBS.
Person 2: Fucking internets.
by IbeSonance May 2, 2006
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Internet

"internet"After staying up all night having way to much coffee and hanging with your peeps the best way to laugh scream and lose sleep for the rest of your life.
by PedojammijFish November 11, 2009
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The Internet

An amazing and equally terrifying place, where you can do whatever you want... but have to be aware of everyone so you don't get lots of haters, trolls, the grammar police etc...
Wow, man. The internet is awesome!
Watch out for trolls! >XD
by AreYouSureI'mACat April 7, 2015
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Internet

The Internet is the Best but also the Worst experience ever

The internet is a virtual world where there's barely any rules respected. Also known as the home of teenagers who thinks being racist is normal and being disrespectful is a key to success; Adults are predators or something completely different either good, bad or nothing different from teenagers.

There are a lot of things to learn from the Internet.

But no one knows what the point of it really became to that day.
User : *Joins the internet*
Edge lords : HEIL HITLER DEATH TO ALLS JEWS NIBBA HAHAHA BIG CHUNGUS DO U KNO DA WAE
Furries : *Le rule 34, le yiff, le rawr, le edge*
Nice guys : *seduce you with their huge cocks out*
Nice girls : *try to act shy and show how good they are at their passions which you don't care*
Christians : stop being rude *while being incinerated*
Reddit, Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter and everything else that represents medias : CRINGE! FREE CRINGE! FREE CRINGE FOR EVERYONE! CRINGE AND DRAMA FOR EVERYONE!

YouTube : Welcome to drama class!

Games websites (Like Roblox) : *Downgrade, capitalism, hate, desperate players for good updates*
Wildspartanz : Quackity you're the guy on the left.
User : *Stays and believe it's normal*
by ValIsDesperate March 14, 2019
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