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The term "internets" was used by George W. Bush to correctly refer to the two existing internets: internet and internet2. Internet2 is used by educational institutions for high-bandwith data transfers where as the first internet -- the one usually used by the average person -- is best-known for its hypertext protocol.
Ignorant media made fun of Bush for using the plural of internet not realizing that the joke was on them. They should have done more research by visiting www.internet2.org
I hear there's rumors on the internets...

--George W. Bush referring to the two actually existing internets
by natrium November 8, 2004
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To 'internet' or the act of browsing the internet, normally for porn.
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Dave comes home from a hard day at the coal mine and boots up the laptop to do some interneting before his wife comes home!
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Unfortunately I can't exactly surf the waves due to Miss Rona causing my trip to get canceled, so now I'm surfing the internet instead.
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The word internets is plural for internet. See my entry for internet.
Person 1: Look at these people E-fighting on the BBS.
Person 2: Fucking internets.
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The Internet is the Best but also the Worst experience ever

The internet is a virtual world where there's barely any rules respected. Also known as the home of teenagers who thinks being racist is normal and being disrespectful is a key to success; Adults are predators or something completely different either good, bad or nothing different from teenagers.

There are a lot of things to learn from the Internet.

But no one knows what the point of it really became to that day.
User : *Joins the internet*
Edge lords : HEIL HITLER DEATH TO ALLS JEWS NIBBA HAHAHA BIG CHUNGUS DO U KNO DA WAE
Furries : *Le rule 34, le yiff, le rawr, le edge*
Nice guys : *seduce you with their huge cocks out*
Nice girls : *try to act shy and show how good they are at their passions which you don't care*
Christians : stop being rude *while being incinerated*
Reddit, Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter and everything else that represents medias : CRINGE! FREE CRINGE! FREE CRINGE FOR EVERYONE! CRINGE AND DRAMA FOR EVERYONE!

YouTube : Welcome to drama class!

Games websites (Like Roblox) : *Downgrade, capitalism, hate, desperate players for good updates*
Wildspartanz : Quackity you're the guy on the left.
User : *Stays and believe it's normal*
by ValIsDesperate March 14, 2019
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Woow. You couldn't be dumber if you're literally looking up the definition of the internet.
Person 1: Hey Chad, what's "The Internet?"
Person 2: Hey. Hand me that knife over there. I think it's time to just end this thing we all call "life" for me.
by latrelljennings July 7, 2017
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The Internet is a great huge world of pornography, cats, trolls and of course, child abuse.
I didnt go on the internet today because I wasn't bored and I love my life
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