Water Bottom

To suffer from severe diarrhea, the hershey squirts. Nothing but liquid shit sprays from your body in assplosion after gut wrenching assplosion.

Im going to have to go home braaaaahhh. I got water bottom today from bad oysters last night. I'm leaking in my grunders.

by Eaton Holgoode March 11, 2017

Water Salute

Water sports. When two partners, male or female, line up beside a third mate, and unleash their warm golden showers upon them in an arch like spray. Similar to that of a water salute given to a departing plane on a runway.

Tonya loves water sports and nothing more than a hot, wet water salute.

by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2016

dragging water

The occasion when a man's penis dips into the bowl water while sitting on the toilet.

Janet's bathroom toilet was so small that David's dilly wag was dragging water every time he had to sit down.

by Cheedo February 05, 2007

Ho Water

Ho Water is a fruity yet strong cocktail that doesn't taste like alcohol. Aptly named because hoes drink it like water.

Hey these girls are coming over tonight I need you to make a couple ho waters.

by Chuck_A January 20, 2019

burn water

to burn water is an expression meaning someone is so terrible at cooking that they can burn water

"I always pack a lunch when I go to Stacy's house, her mom could burn water."

by February 07, 2022

water bounce

When during the act of love-making the male or female urinates, ejecting the penis from the vaginal cavity.

Max while love-making Christine, water bounced himself right out of her pussy.

by nosaj-enitsirhc January 03, 2010

Instant water

Something that is the equivalent of snake oil, except it's obvious that the product is a scam.

It's instant water! Just add water.

by PlasmaFire3000 November 06, 2009