petting zoo

a word for a strip club or a gentlemen club
1: who wants to go to the petting zoo cuzz
2: nah man I rather go to the casino nigga
1: peace out be fo these nizzles would fuck us up cuzz

2: bye O.G nigga stay low
by g-lowlife February 18, 2022
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Petting the pony

Instead of drinking the day after a bender, getting back on the horse and drinking again to avoid a hangover, you choose to be a child and complain about a headache.
Jodi: Dude, look at Marko, why is he not getting back on the horse with us?

Travis: I guess he really likes to be petting the pony.
by Chelle-Belle June 01, 2017
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pet lizard

Generally a woman that hooks up with truckers and lets them stay the night have sex freaky shit too usually for financial benefit (bills, trips, clothes etc) generally live in trucking hub cities or routes these women generally have 3 or more kids with fuckboy baby daddies and statistically live in the hood think of it as a level 2 or upgraded lot lizard
Trucker 1: Frank, did you find a new pet lizard for Jackson yet?

Trucker 2: I told you Bill, her name is Shandi!
by Tommybean September 02, 2019
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Teachers pet

A person who always snitches on you when you take a step forward at them or they challenge to fight you on a damn Monday or Wednesday. When you actually fight them, or actually touch them lightly, they will either:
Snitch
Cry to the teacher
and my favorite one..
Try to attack you but you KTFO of them.
This Teachers pet is so annoying! When will he ever stop picking and snitching on me??
by ValkDefNotFound April 27, 2022
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Chia pet

"is your chia pet shaved"

"ill fuck you right in the chia pet"
by of the sea February 08, 2016
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Stoner Pet

When you let your friend smoke a bowl while you stay sober so you can take them on adventures and drive them around.
"What are you up to today?"

"Not much, just taking my stoner pet for a drive".
by Konk_Donkey December 28, 2019
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Pet Rape

When your pet forces you to pet them even though you clearly don’t want to. Occurs more than you think it does.
Bro I didn’t want to pet my dog so she decided to just pet rape me
by Mr Smarty Oants August 07, 2021
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