Hood Ape

An Uneducated person who acts like a primal being of the inferior creatures from the 3rd world. Usually descending from the negroid people of Africa.

“Hey you see you that kid over there who listens to NBA Youngboy and talks like he is dyslexic” - jack

“Yeah jack, He is a Hood Ape. He is always trying to show off his cultures inferior wealth and intelligence as if it’s an accomplishment” - johnny

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Hood Bush

The way a man's afro or pubic hair is scraggly, like the bushes in the hood.

That mans got a hood bush.

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Hood rip

The act of smoking marijuana at your house.

I always start off the day with a hood rip, it fills that empty void in me.

by Friendly rice November 21, 2011

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Hood Shisha

Gravity bong, the most popular way of smoking marijuana in Eastern Europe

- What's up with you dawg?
-Just hit that hood shisha bro

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Nathan Hood

Founder of Team Hood, the world's most dangerous game. He has been called the songbird of his generation by people who have heard him sing. He was breast fed 3,000 African children to save them from going hungry. It is rumored that his tears are the cure to HIV/AIDS but we will never know, for he never cries

Nathan Hood is the boss hog of the woods.

by Dr. Iva Boner November 6, 2011

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Hood Putty

Dick Cheese aka smegma around the foreskin.

His cock was thick with hood putty.

His hood putty wasn’t noticed until I peeled back the foreskin.

I need to go scrape down my hood putty. I haven’t showered during this month long corona lockdown.

Hood putty

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

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