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Lisa Hoffman

She's a real bitch who hates children, but decided to become a teacher. She hates all opinions but her own, and has never heard the words 'I love you Hoffman', because no sane human being would ever say such words to that jackass.
Dylan: Go f*ck yourself!
Peter: Man, you're such a Lisa Hoffman who is a big bitch.
Dylan: F*ck you.
by All Hail Anonymous April 27, 2017
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Mark hoffman

Main Jigsaw apprentice who is a also a cop /detective who looks into the jigsaw murder cases and may have died in saw VI is very fruity for Peter strahm
Amanda:where is that fruity apprentice

John: Oh mark Hoffman is across the room

Amanda:ok
by Stroffman December 21, 2021
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hoffman

Noun; A person who is paid a lot of money at his profession, but, is inept.
My veterinarian pulled a hoffman and lost my dog. The pilot pulled a hoffman and fell asleep at the controls. The professional singer pulled a hoffman and forgot the lyrics.
by Doug Klast October 17, 2007
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Hoffman

A hoffman can be described as a douchebag,jackass,asshole,loser, jerks etc

They act very rude towards others and can be easily angered. They are very hot-headed so don't piss one off unless you're doing it for fun which most people do anyways. Even apologizing to a hoffman will result in the hoffman throwing a fit at you for what you've done to them.
They are very inept.

They're fun to mess with, but hoffmans will end up with no or few friends because of their behaviour which most people sorry for(not really).
Dylan: wtf, y u spill coke over my fukin pants feggit!

Peter: Dude, I'm sorry, I'll get you another coke for free as an apology

Dylan: hey fuk tht shiet man!!!1 i want 2 get myself my own coke and not 1 from u fag.

Peter: Whatever, I'm leaving , hoffman.
by Saanzan August 7, 2010
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Hoffle

I am feeling very hoffle today, That dress is soo hoffle, hey girl looking hoffle, What the hoffle is his problem
by High Boi February 23, 2011
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hofag

a person who drops a cigarette down their shirt.
Damn, did you just see that hofag drop a cigarette down her shirt, she didn't even feel it.
by Sarah June 18, 2006
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Hoffed

When a manager links to urbandictionary's hoffed definition in a corporate training document and his employees get to read about using dried jizz to glue leg hair onto yourself or others.
by fatpricks1 April 10, 2011
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