The term used by scientists to define the phenomenon that is when a green ogre has sexual intercourse with a walrus of the same gender, this teaches kids that you shouldn't be messing around with Shreks or walruses.

A 9 year old:"Did you know that Shrek is a homosexual walrus?!"
His dad:"NO YOU FOKIN CUNT, GET 2 BED ROIT NAO,YOU CHEEKY LITTLE BASTARD!"

shrek is a homosexual walrus by Shrek is love_Shrek is life. October 8, 2014

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Your family reunion a homosexual communion

The absolute worst insult you can ever use. Everything that has ever existed will be instantly obliterated if these foul words are ever used. Worse than “Your mom gay”, “Your daddy lesbian”, Your granny tranny”, “Your grandpap a trap”, “Your brother a mother”, “Your sister a mister”, “Your family tree LGBT”, and even “Your niece obese”.

Carl: Your mom gay lol
Jeff: Your daddy lesbian
Carl: Your granny a tranny
Jeff: *Gasp* Your grandpap a trap
Carl, now wounded: Your brother a mother
Jeff: Your family tree LGBT
Carl: Your niece obese
Jeff: Your family reunion a homosexual communion
Carl: Is instantly obliterated as his spiritual form goes straight down to the seventh circle of hell. As satan and god alike get down on their knees and weep as everything around them is shattered from existence. Everything is now gone. The universe is empty.

Your family reunion a homosexual communion by The_Worst_2k_Split May 25, 2018

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Your mother is a homosexual

Your mother is a homosexual is a phrase posh people use instead of ur mom gay!

Prince John Fakename the Third: Your mother is a homosexual
Butler Bill: No U!

Your mother is a homosexual by r.dick.handler April 17, 2018

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