Hearded

Taking inspiration from Amber Heard’s activities against Johnny Depp, if one “hearded” someone, it is To take a dump on their bed sheets.

My ex was constantly nagging me about almost anything, so I hearded her and packed my bags.

by Kryptos4u July 29, 2022

Heard

The act of not saying nothing in response to another individual. Acknowledges the understanding of a basic instruction or warning.

Example working in a busy kitchen: " behind you "

"Heard"

by l3eloved lVlentality May 27, 2024

Heard

A piece of poop in a place that is not appropriate.

Dude, I came home, and there was a massive heard in my bed.

by BenPaul April 28, 2022

heard between the words

Not unlike read between the lines, but it is what is verbally implied. It's typically important but sensitive.

Darry: Hey! Have you heard about Jessie?"
Danica: "Word! She's in a mess!"
Darry: "I heard between the words that Larry in on point."
Danica: "Oh my lovin' Lord! Stay away!!!!"

by von groovy September 23, 2024

After-heard

The act of replaying a short sentence from short term memory after missing the sentence when it was originally spoken.

What'd you say. Oh nevermind. I after-heard you.

by Sony freek June 14, 2018

Heard Burglar

Someone who realizes the public knows they turd the bed and wants to deny and cover it up… with both sheets and lawyers hired from wish.

She showed just how poorly her acting was and even looked like she was straining on the stand after all the world discovered she is a Heard Burglar.

by LightFoe May 24, 2022

Heard Turd

The turd you find in your bed occasionally, especially after an argument.

I came home from work today to find a Heard Turd in my bed. My girl blamed the dog, but that thing was bigger than he was. She always does this after we fight...

by barnyardhowl April 25, 2022