handy

A smartphone or mobile phone in general. The word originates from the German word "Handy" meaning mobile phone and is commonly used in Europe. It is also connected to the American military "handie-talkie", a more convenient form of walkie-talkie used in WW2.

"I often leave my handy at home because I'm irrationally anxious about it getting stolen or damaged."

by Mushiking42 April 12, 2025

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greek handy

When you get a handy on the dance floor of a frat house.

You hear the boy Jason got a Greek handy last week? He’s unstoppable!

by ExcellentTutoring January 3, 2019

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death handy

A death handy is a hand job you give a guy that is going to die very soon. It's kind of like a pity fuck but better because it's done out of shear kindness.

Tim is terminal with stage 4 cancer, so I gave him a death handy. Don't tell his wife.

by Picky Panther April 14, 2025

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Ooti Handi

When someone is such a big idioto that they can't think straight. Ooti means dumb and Handi means handicapped which is basically saying that you are so dumb that its like you are handicapped.

Karen: What does this question mean? Me: Karen how do you not know that. Are you an Ooti Handi

by Thatrandomcatdude November 14, 2022

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Handy-dime(s)

Handy-dime(s):
An act of solicitation/prostitution where one performs a quick hand-job on someone for 10 mins in exchange for $10 or a “dime” bag of drugs. Person looking to give the handy-dime is almost always extremely desperate and in dire need of quick cash or a quick fix. (May not be legal in all states and/or countries.

Handy-dime(s)
Jane was so broke and in need of some quick cash, that she was willing to give a handy-dime to the next person tnat drove by.

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That chick looks like hell. She should start giving out some handy-dimes to feel better

by RockynRobyn September 9, 2021

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