Ham Buttons

Refers to the nipples of a particularly fat woman.
Holy shit look at da ham buttons on those look like a stack of checkers pieces under there.
by CaptainFluffernutter May 01, 2015
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Holding hams

When couples walk along, arm in arm, with one of their hands down their true love's pants, groping the cheek.
Awww, isn't that sweet, that middle aged German couple is holding hams in the park. Barf!
by Dr. Kep June 23, 2014
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Ham Adebayo

THE GOAT!! GREATEST SPASTIC PLAYER OF ALL TIME!!
Person 1: “Did you see Ham Adebayo last night”
Person 2: “Yeah, he dropped 92727389383727256282827 points. It was crazy.”
by The CheesecakeMan November 25, 2019
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Ham Cigar

The magical, pink wrapped foodobject, that when I put it into my mouth, makes Simon come into my head.
by MrPea March 24, 2013
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Going ham

Ham stands for: hard as a motherf**ker. Therefore, this word is easily defined as "going hard as a motherf**ker". Every other definition I've seen on this website is definitely not right.
John: You know what I'm gonna do tonight?

Class: No, what??

John: I'm goin ham.

Jenny: What's going ham mean?

John: Ham means "hard as a motherf**ker". So goin ham means I'm gonna go hard as a motherf**ker.
by RAWphenom January 13, 2011
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slam the ham

Used to describe masturbation or having sex with a obsese female.
"Kanele slammed the ham at least 15 times throughout the course of the weekend."
"Dude although she is a 400 lb bitch, you should just slam that ham and get out!"
by Peterson September 07, 2004
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