I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

a monetary lone with a set payment date.

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

Becomes:

"If you buy me a hamburger today I'll pay you back on Tuesday"

by Ashley Cobb May 18, 2004

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A phrase common to New York city, implying that one will pay another back for a hamburger on the next tuesday, or any tuesday, in exchange for the hamburger on the day he is asking for it. This phrase is only implying that the hamburger will be paid back for however, and is taken advantage of by bad people, leaving the people who actually wish to pay back the money looked at as untrustworthy.

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" said the snyde looking man. When the cashier heard this, he shot the man and took all his money.

by The Fuzz May 17, 2004

Hamburg

hamburg; hamburger
Basically a retarded way to say hamburg.

*In Twitter, David is some random user, probably underaged*
McDonalds: Thanks for the shoutout David !
David: I want hamburg.

by Dat Keker Meyn April 14, 2021

Hamburger circus

A busy and crowded burger serving fast food restaurant,that has a hectic circus like atmosphere.

Im hungry but i dont want to stop at that hamburger circus it's too noisey.

by Mtg187 February 21, 2017

hamburger hot pocket

When you stuff a large, stout penis inside of a vagina that has been exposed to the Suns rays for over an hour.

Dude, it was so hot yesterday that me and my girlfriend made a hamburger hot pocket! Then she slapped me for finishing inside.

by CooterTooter March 18, 2016

sandy hamburger

Aka when you put the salty sandy meat in some buns

have you ever had a sandy hamburger before?

by Sanduh March 10, 2018

Hamburger/Hotdog

Hamburger- Being on the same mental wavelength, completing someone’s thoughts, on the exact same page, I get what your saying

Hotdog- for the life of me I cannot understand what you’re saying

I can’t believe you think mindy Kaling is hotter than Megan fox, crazy hotdog moment

Yea I just do not get the rules of the game, I think it’s just hotdog for me, might as well give up now

Starbies?
Hamburger, bitch! I just texted Jason for Starbucks money

Hamburger/Hotdog

by dansylvanialand May 24, 2023