happenaise

Something awesome that is going on. Delicious like mayonnaise. Ex. This party is happenaise.

Ex 1. This party is happenaise. Ex2 You want me to come over there? Ain't gonna happenaise. party happening sex good times socializzing

by Dusty St. Romaine February 21, 2015

halepeno

When customer orders "Jalepeno Wontons," but waitress mispells as "Halepeno Juantons"

Customer: "I'll get the Jalepeno Wontons please."

Waitress: "Sure no problem. I'll have your Halepeno Juantons right out for you." (Actually writes down Halepeno Juantons on order ticket ."

by Dag Mango October 10, 2017

halpiness

Halpiness is when you stupidly misspell a word and everyone laughs at you

I was crying tears of halpiness

by Cultured white kid October 31, 2018

Halpunahakhani

It means suck toes little nose in Spanish and is commonly referred to in Buddhism

Please mother, Halpunahakhani me.

by Lemonsareok November 29, 2018

halper-jennings model

A very intricate model within HR how to do various things like energy savings within technology services and not be stupid lady wow. Written by Alan Halper and Chris Jennings through Odin and Also Odin Associates.

My wife was stupid lady wow until I implemented the Halper-Jennings Model. The lawyer might be the dog and butt jizzes sometimes wow but he was very helpful through the entire process. Thanks, Scoobz!

by KuroiXHF July 4, 2020

Halpert's Disease

A psychological compulsion in which the individual reacts to a stressful situation by looking sarcastically at a camera, real or imaginary. Named after the fictional character, Jim Halpert of the US Office.

"What the hell are you looking at?"
"I don't know, I... thought there was a camera..."
"Dude, you might have Halpert's disease."

by TheWisemanWB September 30, 2020

totally happening

when a person, idea, project, or event goes ahead in a fully present and positive motion to complete/ follow through with itself for the awesomeness of all. A good thing.

This party is totally happening.

by PoppyT May 31, 2012