had my friend check new york

When you can’t cum so your friend eats your ass

It just wouldn’t cum so I had my friend check New York.

by Breezyred May 10, 2021

You've had it

If someone or something has 'had it,' it means they've reached a state wherein they're not functioning how they normally should.

Angus: *Does or says something stupid*
Clay: 'Haha! You've had it, mate'

OR

*The car breaks down*
'Fuck, the car's had it'

by A special kid called Matthew January 27, 2022

never had a cough

If you've "never had a cough", you've never had an STD.

" They say the average person has 6 sexual partners in their lifetime. Shit, Nate has had enough strange for 20 lifetimes. And has never had a cough."

by Peckerwooded November 10, 2021

ur mom ur dad the one u never had

the only thing worse than every thing else

maisy:ur mom

daisy:ur dad

maisy:the one u never had

*instant death for daisy*

useof ur mom ur dad the one u never had

by mc crispy May 17, 2025

If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy

Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!

by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022

he had no muscle

a guy who thinks he is the shit but has no muscle

he had no muscle. I bet a girl is stronger than him

by im so unknown February 18, 2016

Had to bed

Reyno go to bed you are out of your depth and no one wants to listen to your thoughts on nfl fantasy

Reyno had to bed son

by Alberto William November 12, 2021