Bone guy

Literal meaning is a masseuse who exclusively massages the bones and ignores the proper areas. Often the term is used to describe someone who only cares for themselves and only “helps” for self-serving purposes

Jeff seems nice, but if i’m honest, he comes across as a bit of a bone guy

by Cleetus Maximus August 27, 2020

Has been sexiest guy/girl

Someone who was a rock star or something similar in the 80s but is no longer in style.

People started laughing at the has been sexiest guy/girl.

Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?

Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.

Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend. I must choose this option, even though I'm not dumb, even though I know there are other options, I still choose this because even though I'm not the only person who doesnt have much self confidence, I still try to fuck with people who are trying by telling them about their arrogance even if they're humble and modest people. I'd rather keep doing that without them or me ever finding out what's really wrong with me.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

Biker Guy

Biker Guy is a broad term referring to a range of individuals who usually are middle-aged and seem to hold something against younger generations and especially ruin outside activities due to paranoia. Biker guy enjoys washing his car on his driveway and his wife is very nice. They still have a CRT TV; boomer but younger, usually enjoys outdoor activities.

I saw biker guy outside the store today, he said I need more exercise.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Bad Guy

A Bad Guy is a person who is always taking it too far, usually ruins the evening.

“The tailgate was fun !”

“Too bad Tommy, Tanner, and Dawson wrecked the night.”

“Yeah they are such bad guys”

by Theorganist November 17, 2021

best.guy.evah.mi_

very cool dude who is like mickey from shameless but hopefully not dating a bi-phobic ranga. i love ian but he’s kind of a dick:/ anyways i don’t know ‘best.guy.evah.mi_’ personally but we’re mutuals so hello!:D

“best.guy.evah.mi_ is gay”

by urmomsdischarge August 29, 2021

best.guy.evah.mi_

i don’t know best.guy.evah.mi_ personally but i know he likes mickey from shameless and is possibly like him⁉️ hopefully not married to a bi-phobic ranga though. i like ian but he’s kind of a dick:/ anyways the fact that best.guy.evah.mi_ follows me makes them even cooler 🦾 also i’m in love with spencer reid.

“best.guy.evah.mi_ is gay”

by urmomsdischarge August 29, 2021

best.guy.evah.mi_

a cool person., my tiktok mutual who is 1 person away from david bowie making me 2. they r pretty gay.

best.guy.evah.mi_ is a cool person.

remuswithoutlupin: do you know best.guy.evah.mi?? hes pretty cool.

sarah: yes!! i follow that gay man.

by remuswithoutlupin August 29, 2021