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Pew gun

An imaginary weapon used to shoot your friends for any situation or succession of words that they spew out that makes them seem like a homosexual or pussy. You must hold your hand with your thumb and forefinger out, at a 90 degree angle, so your hand looks like a gun, and yell "Pew pew pew" as many times as you deem sufficient. Instances requiring the use of the Pew gun include, but are not limited to, the following:
talking on the phone with your girlfriend more than 5 times a day, or more than 10 minutes at a time; eating a salad; watching access hollywood or any similarly gay show; drinking a bitch drink (fuzzy navel, margarita, etc.) or otherwise doing something fruity.
Doug: Come on, let's get wasted!
Gus: Wait, I have to call my girlfriend first.
Doug: (holds his hand out for the Pew gun) Pew pew pew!

Gus: Yo, you wanna hit this blunt? It's some good shit.
Doug: Nah, I gotta finish my homework and then I'm making myself a fuzzy navel.
Gus: (holds his hand out for the Pew gun) Pew pew pew!
by Young Sheebs March 22, 2006
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MAC gun

From the world of Halo, a MAC (Magnetic Accelerator Cannon) gun is one of the humans defenses, usually placed on ships or orbital defense stations. Basically, a MAC gun is a similiar, if not the same, to a rail gun, with its high power and velocity/
That MAC gun just ripped a hole through that Covenant flagship!
by LUEshi owns j00 January 24, 2005
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gun show

Billy: Have you got your tickets yet?
Sarah: To What?
Billy: To the Gun Show!!! ***while pulling back his right sleeve, flexing his muscles , and pointing with his left hand
by bErt September 23, 2004
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Top Gun

From the Tom Cruise movie of fame, "Top Gun" can be used as a passive-aggressive derogatory term for someone who thinks they're cool, tough, or otherwise competent. It is to be used along the same sarcastic lines as "boss," "chief," "ace," "big guy," "player," etc., except Top Gun is most effective when dealing with someone either in a fast car, or wearing Ray-Ban sunglasses.
"Hey, way to signal there, Top Gun!"
by Shintrizzla December 5, 2003
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gun bunny

a sarcastic name that soldiers will call other soldiers who handle artillery in the military.
"Steve's a gun bunny"
by froggrchk January 27, 2007
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Gun Packet

The sexual position involving the anal doggystyle position while the recipient has explosive diahhrea. In theory, once the giver pulls out, the receiver's ass would give way causing massive amounts of sticky sewer chili to explode all over the place.
Rod: Hey how was your date with Josie?

Todd: It was awesome, first we got dinner at taco bell, then we went to her apartment. Luckily her mom wasn't home, so we fucked on her mom's bed. It was pretty messy afterwards.

Rod: Eeeww, she was on the rag?

Todd: No, she had diahhrea from the taco bell we ate. It flared up while she was letting me give her anal.

Rod: Haha yall did the gun packet?

Todd: Yeah. There was shit all over her moms bed when I left, so I don't think I'm allowed over there anymore!
by Mick the Dick October 12, 2011
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Ray Gun

The Ray Gun is the best gun to get in the Nazi Zombie game mode in Call of Duty: Wolrd At War

It is a one shot kill, however obtaining it can be tricky.
Dude we were playing Nazi Zombies yesterday and we all got the Ray Gun and we got to level 20!!
by Solja123 December 15, 2008
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