guinea pig

Any car exceeding the speed limit, whose speed you match with your car while maintaining a reasonable distance behind them. The idea is that the "Guinea Pig" will get caught in any Speed Trap up ahead, and you'll have time to react, slow down, and continue on your way.

I always look for a "Guinea Pig" when I have to drive through the city. It makes it so much easier to make good timing safely.

by Rawhide July 24, 2006

guided

How you describe your win or something that you superiour-ly. Describes why you did something so well.

*wins a pool match*
Person: "Guided"
Person 2: "yeah I bet you were"

by llamallamadingdong November 17, 2016

Guinevere

A woman who will sleep with your best friend then ride off with him out of the country.

See slut.

Launcelot- Wan't to leave your husband and ride off to France?

Guinevere- Sure!

by God981 January 18, 2010

Guiee

Noun pronounced gahy
Norweigan slang for an abnormally deformed penguin

The movie Happy Feet had so many Guiees in it i wanted to commit genocide.

by Pikacore July 19, 2010

Angry guinea pig

have intercourse with a person so hard that they squeak like a guinea pig

i could hear george angry guinea pigging all night.

by george the guinea pig December 15, 2008

Mini Guinea

An Italian guy with a small penis. Short, fat Italians are known for having short, fat penises. While they think of themselves as great lovers, they often come up short in the meat department by suffering from a "Mini Guinea"

He talks a great game, but when the clothes hit the floor, you see that he is slinging a Mini Guinea.

by ctbearman April 8, 2011

balloon gulper

the act of a female sucking the cum out of a condom after the man has ejaculated in it.

Jeremy was pleased to find out after his first sexual experience with Jen that she was a real deal balloon gulper.

by mike f August 22, 2004