Grumblebug

determine the usefulness of leaving bed in the morning

1. Is Jess up yet? No he is grumblebugging and wont be up for at least another hour.

2. After two long hours of Grumblebugging I decide breakfast in bed was the best option and call my wife

4. My grumblebug went on for ages this morning, I missed the morning meeting at work

by victororious May 11, 2012

Ghumsy

A word with origins from the South of Johannesburg. Pronounced with a dutch accent gggg. Generally following a countdown of 1,2,3. Countdown done in unison, generally by a group of mates. Derogative comment toward a female, trashy, skanky, smelly.

That bird is proper ghumsy.

Altogether now....1,2,3 ghumsy

by Playtwice July 12, 2012

Glumshot

A situation in pornography when the woman looks remorseful and contemplative of her life as the semen dribbles down her face

I totally lost my boner at the glumshot.

by Godmason January 3, 2014

Grumble

An orgy made up of multiple anonymous men. Usually advertised on websites such as craigslist and backpage. Can also have a theme to the party, such as dressing up like Pugs while performing sexual acts.

"Hey Kevin, is the grumble at your place this weekend?"

by KPeck May 8, 2015

grams cracka

A grams cracka is a very white grandma!!!! You know who they are.

*on the freeway in the fast lane*
"Why is this person going soooo slowly"
*passes*
"Ohhhhhh she's a grams cracka"

by Jojo33 July 17, 2015

grumblevids

Pornographic video recordings

I think all female politicians' husbands should be allowed tax-payers' money for grumblevids.

by MrDrCaptain August 23, 2016

grumbledeen

a person who is particularly cantankerous or churlish in the mornings, but not all the time.

Well, I'm glad you had a good day at work, you were quite a grumbledeen earlier.

by heartfuldodger August 6, 2016