by Caradoc March 9, 2011
Get the Pistole Gripmug. The act of holding a beverage without using your thumb. The resulting configuration of fingers closely resembles that of a sloths mitt.
by goony44 June 1, 2012
Get the sloth gripmug. by i bark cuz im ur dawg July 10, 2006
Get the grip it an rip itmug. an experimental hip hop group from Sacramento, California. please don't listen if you have a headache.
notorious receivers-of-fellatio from theneedledrop.
notorious receivers-of-fellatio from theneedledrop.
by miraclepoop January 5, 2017
Get the death gripsmug. Gangster-Gimme the weed
PaperBOy- It'll cost ya.
Gangster-*pulls out gangster grip* what?
PaperBoy-umm. here take it.
PaperBOy- It'll cost ya.
Gangster-*pulls out gangster grip* what?
PaperBoy-umm. here take it.
by riseagainst4eva January 1, 2009
Get the gangster gripmug. unhung teen though confident in his mastery of self stimulation despite several obvious shortcomings.
If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
how's your grip masterb8r?
Although yearning for escalation from all his fucking homework a grip master will have neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard short skinny penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm
With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he failed to recognize his cock fell short of the five inch average penis length for six months into puberty which is well short of seven inch average penis length.
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near five inch average girth.
A grip master grasps shaft from pelvis up, right hand atop left, leaving no penis exposed. If he had average length there would be some penis exposed -- if he was hung another hand stacked would still leave some penis exposed with fingertip unable to touch thumb.
Although yearning for escalation from all his fucking homework a grip master will have neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard short skinny penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm
With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he failed to recognize his cock fell short of the five inch average penis length for six months into puberty which is well short of seven inch average penis length.
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near five inch average girth.
A grip master grasps shaft from pelvis up, right hand atop left, leaving no penis exposed. If he had average length there would be some penis exposed -- if he was hung another hand stacked would still leave some penis exposed with fingertip unable to touch thumb.
by heatHerize January 16, 2013
Get the Grip mastermug. If I'm ever floating out in open water, I hope I'm with Pam Anderson, 'cause there ain't no way I'll ever sink with them life grips of hers! Holler.
by Bad Obnauticus October 30, 2009
Get the life gripsmug.