Gomer

A fun-loving character who means well but unintentionally wreaks havoc wherever they go. They’re often the source of chaos with the purest of hearts—leaving a trail of hilarious messes, but loved all the more for it.

Alex showed up to help organize the fundraiser, knocked over the prize table, set off the sprinklers, and still somehow made everyone laugh and raised $500.
“Total Gomer move.”

by Zodiemionick July 21, 2025

Gomer

Gomer is not a feeling or idea; rather a way of being. Gomer is lacking inadequacy alike modern NPC connotations

“Man that guy is being such a gomer today”

by maddog48 July 25, 2025

Gummer Blumpkin

Receiving a blow job from someone with no teeth (hence the gummer), while taking a shit on the toilet (hence the blumpkin).

Donald was the most delighted when ol' Betsy from room 309 came down the hall before midnight and surprised him with a Gummer Blumpkin on his birthday; needless to say, that's one way to keep the Doctor away!

by Willywonkered August 9, 2025

Gomer Pile

A pile of people clothed and naked that get drunk or drugged up and end up having sex each other. This was a French Orgy that were started by Harlots of different Cultures that are Sexually Active!

Where is the next Gomer Pile going be held at?

by HadassahS September 27, 2025

Goomer

A guy who eats too many gummies

This guy is such a goomer, all the gummies are gone

by Mr. gromox October 2, 2025

Samuel Gompers

President of the AFL.

"I wish I was Samuel Gompers, I love the AFL!"

by OG Noah January 4, 2016

The Gummer

A sexual maneuver in which right before the Male ejaculates, the female (or other male) show their sexual partner a picture of Hillary Clinton. The Male will then go soft and the other chews the penis like a gummy worm.

Jesse- Let's do the gummer
Jessica- okay
*shows picture of Hillary Clinton*
Joe Biden, outside the window- Fuck, she's hot

by DeFrates September 21, 2019