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goggle face

markings on the face that come from wearing goggles, such as in a science lab
Person 1: "You just got out of chem lab, didn't you?"
Person 2: "Yeah. Do I have goggle face or something?"
by uaf_chem_student September 30, 2009
mugGet the goggle facemug.

goo-goggles

To ejaculate into both eyes of a girl, covering the whole eye to cause the illusion of strap-less semen goggles.
I gave that blind chick a thick pair of goo-goggles last night, it's so much easier when they can't see.
by Jeff Bisow April 2, 2008
mugGet the goo-gogglesmug.

Cement Goggles

the act of one patry blowing a load on to another parties face and letting the cum harden of the parties face to where it is hard to open their eyes.
i just gave that chick cement goggles while she was passed out on the couch
by bigjoey1 January 27, 2009
mugGet the Cement Gogglesmug.

Pepperoni Goggles

When you've had so much to eat your vision gets blurred, kinda like being food drunk
OMG! I just ate so much im gonna pop, I got some wicked pepperoni goggles
by TheHossArmy January 22, 2012
mugGet the Pepperoni Gogglesmug.

Pool Goggling

Similar to beer goggling, pool goggling occurs when an inebriated person's pool game seems to look better and better as his state of inebriation gets higher and higher. He'll hit more balls, take more chances, and sometimes he'll get funnier as his game gets worse --and good thing for him-- it's all done with a smile on his face and without his knowledge of it.
I don't like playing pool with Tom unless he's pool goggling. At least when he's drunk, he's funny when he plays.
by donnthuan23 November 14, 2010
mugGet the Pool Gogglingmug.

Mountain Goggles

Mountain goggles are a mountaineering's equivalent of beer goggles: After spending considerable amount of time on an expedition with a predominantly male group of fellow mountaineers, one's standard on female beauty becomes lowered. Like beer goggles, the decrease in standard is proportional to the days spent away from civilization.
After 2 weeks in Nepal, he hooked up with the first girl that smiled at him. She was toothless. He had a serious case of mountain goggles.
by Lo Hong December 23, 2010
mugGet the Mountain Gogglesmug.

year goggles

Phenomenon, akin to beer goggles, in which the percentage of college girls one classifies as physically attractive increases in proportion to the number of years one is removed from college.
Returning to my alma mater after 10 years, I was struck by the incredible number of stunning girls on campus. Could there really be that many more hot girls now than there were back in my day? Probably not. Probably just year goggles.
by samajaman July 6, 2010
mugGet the year gogglesmug.

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