Goggle Gods

NO. Stop right there. You didn't read that wrong. No, it's not Google Gods; tsk tsk, such an inferior sauce of knowledge. The Goggle Gods are the all knowing, the past, the present, the future. The Goggle Gods can see into your soul and mind. Not even the rabbit goddess herself can match up on the Goggle Gods. Coined by... Sakura Haruno?

"Praise be to the Goggle Gods."

by Gogglist April 13, 2022

Goggle Hot

When chicks are hot because of their sick goggles.

Damn those Smiths make her hella goggle hot

by Dangoos November 23, 2019

french goggles

placing each male testicle over the eyes of the receiver.

"let's give him french goggles, ha-ha-ha."

by DREADS4000 January 15, 2018

goo-goggles

To ejaculate into both eyes of a girl, covering the whole eye to cause the illusion of strap-less semen goggles.

I gave that blind chick a thick pair of goo-goggles last night, it's so much easier when they can't see.

by Jeff Bisow April 2, 2008

Pepperoni Goggles

When you've had so much to eat your vision gets blurred, kinda like being food drunk

OMG! I just ate so much im gonna pop, I got some wicked pepperoni goggles

by TheHossArmy January 22, 2012

goggle face

markings on the face that come from wearing goggles, such as in a science lab

Person 1: "You just got out of chem lab, didn't you?"
Person 2: "Yeah. Do I have goggle face or something?"

by uaf_chem_student September 30, 2009

Mountain Goggles

Mountain goggles are a mountaineering's equivalent of beer goggles: After spending considerable amount of time on an expedition with a predominantly male group of fellow mountaineers, one's standard on female beauty becomes lowered. Like beer goggles, the decrease in standard is proportional to the days spent away from civilization.

After 2 weeks in Nepal, he hooked up with the first girl that smiled at him. She was toothless. He had a serious case of mountain goggles.

by Lo Hong December 23, 2010