Glit

interjection - Used to express extreme displeasure.

Glit! My girlfriend just left me.

by Baruchhhh February 8, 2007

gits

a short person, migit, little kids being adressed by older or bossy people

bring them gits over here to get an ass beating

by shawtyboy February 16, 2005

glish

(noun) Gastrointestinal distress, specifically diarrhea. Often used with "the", i.e. "the glish".

Man, I spent the whole day on the shitter with the glish.

by Quinn Ward April 21, 2006

gliks

what you say to a thug-ass baby momma that just had a miscarriage.

"oh gliks bitch, aint that a DAMN shame!"

by ryan davies September 1, 2006

Glitch in the Matrix

Taking a shit right after you shower. It leaves you feeling unclean and like you have to restart the whole day.

Oh, man - that double bean and jalapeño cheese dip burrito hit me right after I got outta the shower. I had to pinch a spicy loaf... it felt so smooth and creamy, yet the spicy bite was so crisp and refreshing, it slid right outta me, but now I feel as unclean as a menstruating woman in a cave in the Middle East. It’s like a a Glitch in the Matrix - I have to start my whole day over.

by BizzerSkiller November 15, 2018

Glitchself

Glitch/glitchself

A neo-pronoun, originated on Tumblr by attention seekers refusing to be addressed as he/she/them.

Person 1: glitch is so lonely glitchette left glitchself.
Person 2: honestly I have no clue how to use this in a sentence, why can't glitch just stick to he/she/thrm
Person 1: don't you dare say that or glitch will doxx you and post your address on Tumblr

by IDislikeSJWs February 2, 2021

Glism

Girl Loving Intellectual Stud Muffin

Here comes that Devin guy, what a Glism!

by Glism master May 11, 2010