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Green Top 

The green top refers to the grass that grows on the roof of a dirt house in Minecraft when left for a long time. It is used to deride inexperienced or simply lazy players who build homes out of dirt and then never upgrade them to wood or other materials, causing grass to start growing on the roof.
Niggas will build a dirt house and say its only for one night but then they got the green top!
Green Top by jdsyke May 22, 2019

Green army 

A group of health care professionals at a football ground.
Referee: he needs a stretcher.

Crowd: St. John ambulance are going on!

Chant: green army! Green army!
Green army by Finch1111 February 13, 2014

green miner 

An individual whom probes a bowl of weed for urburnt green.
Look at Ian probing that bowl, what a green miner.
green miner by MajDeath December 10, 2008

Green Lake Time

Being on Green Lake Time (GLT) means that a person is visiting Green Lake, Wisconsin, or they are high and/or drunk.
Yo Mike, I'm on hella Green Lake Time right now.
Cheers boys, it's Green Lake Time now.
Anyone else on Green Lake Time?
Green Lake Time by l358 February 5, 2020

green out 

A green out is a cannabis induced physiological or psychological panic attack. Symptoms include sweating, nausea, heart palpitations, hypervigilance, paranoia, and the fear or feeling that you might be dying or about to die. A green out is typically caused by smoking or ingesting too much cannabis too quickly.

Green outs are generally brief experiences and may be followed by exhaustion or drowsiness, or a rapid sobering.

Unlike black outs, memory loss doesn't tend to occur during a green out due to the intensity of a green out.

Memory loss is much more likely to occur during a long, sustained session of cannabis use.

Unlike alcohol, cannabis use affects short term memory (what was I saying?) and not long term memory (what did I do last night?).

Sativa strains may be more likely to cause green outs (while indicas are more likely to leave you stoned)
Person 1: Dude, don't smoke so much. you'll green out.
Person 2: pshh, green out, sure, whatever.
(green outs vary depending on the circumstances so it's difficult to describe a specific example, and it can take multiple green outs to really understand what's happening when you have one).
Person 2, now an experienced pothead: Dude, don't smoke so much. you'll green out.
Person 3: pshh, green out, sure, whatever.
Word of the Day on February 28, 2024

Green Apple Quick Step 

Referring to the quick step dance move seemingly taken on by people who have to run to the bathroom with explosive diarrhea. Here say suggests that green apples can induce such a predicament - hence the moniker.

This is popular slang in the medical community when referring to patients who have such a reaction to medication such as lactulose given to patients with liver disease.

In popular culture, this was also the name of a 90's grunge band from Seattle.
Dr. Jason prescribed lactulose to Steve who promptly did the Green Apple Quick Step making it to the bathroom with a photo finish.
Green Apple Quick Step by Keithrn October 7, 2009