rese frederick

that one gay kid in your class who wanks in the corner. They are usually autistic

Damn look at that Rese Frederick over there
I know, right? He has no right to wank in front of Lily

by hayoumomgayhomo6969 May 7, 2018

FedExpert

The person at your office who is responsible for coordinating courier deliveries.

I don't know, ask Lorna. She's the FedExpert.

by Tee-bag June 17, 2008

Fred the Manikin

A character in the movie I Am Legend. Fred is a manikin set up by Robert Neville (Will Smith) to act as a human stand-in as he is the last man on earth.

A following has been following Fred as people have noticed a slight head-movement from the plastic manikin, along with his torso suddenly and subtley rising after he was shot by Robert.

Most say the head movement was to illustrate Robert Neville's going insane as something that hasn't moved in three years was suddenly someplace else. And the rising torso is that it was shot down into a puddle, making it bob.

Dude, I think there's a Fred the Manikin around, I think I just saw something move!

by Dutch Kid July 1, 2008

feedeem

the gayest of the gay, a feedeem Likes sucking dick while taking it in the ass.

Yo, your not a bro your a Feedeem.

by Zxcvbnmzxcvb November 12, 2010

Federal worker break

Verb: 1) the act of taking an extended break at the begining or the end of your shift because your late or you want to leave early and not use your sick/vacation time.

Nuclear plant manger " where's John it 10am ? "

Secretary " John called in, hes's going to take his "Federal worker break" and coming 2 hrs late.

Nuclear plant manger " great I'm going to take my Federal worker break and leave at noon today "

by Lordmatt September 6, 2013

Federal Rapist

1. An officer of The Gape. But higherclass officers eventually become a Federal Rapist. This officer may sit down with you , without any sort of notice, and makes sure that whomever your on a date with , and mainly , POF dates, are putting out. Else, The Federal Rapist may inspect that butthole for you, making sure she will clench up her rooter for you. No one likes to not gape on a first date. No one.

If one must not get to gape a tight butt every once in a while, and perhaps maybe never has done so , then one might be a Federal Rapist. This can also occur if someone fucks "fake butts" , FleshLights, or putts dildos in their buttholes but doesnt get to actually gape anything. (ref code std string "gape" = to sex something, while preferably getting to "gape" that ass. Or just google it, for heavens to betsy)

Rich-" pound for pound, I really get to pound NOTHING on plenty of fish. Should I kill myself?"
Tim " The answer is simple. Become a Federal Rapist. Plenty of benefits, and you can legally smash any butthole you wish. But hey, its mainly the job of a Federal Rapist to make sure that all women will put out on first date. Cheer up Rich! In the meantime, go fuck that fake butt of yours. It needs lovin. And maybe some cleaning.

by Doctorate of The Gape May 26, 2015

Fred Man

A nick name given to a person with the birth name Fred/Freddy often used by friends.

Freddy : Hey, whats up guys?
Guys : Nothin much Fred Man!

by yaboinick June 5, 2017