firedick

When your penis is on fire cause you done a girl with STD's

Man I have firedick! I should'nt have done her my dick is on fire!

by Josh Folden January 26, 2008

FOGEDDABODDIT!

What New Yorkers say to each other in moments of exasperation/resignation.

(Pronunciation varies according to borough.)

Bloomberg and taxes? FOGEDDABODDIT!

by louisa November 3, 2003

ford focus

Ford Focus - One of the best handling hatches ever made, thnaks to the independent rear suspension. It completely makes up for the fucktard ford escort, which was practicaly a Ford piece of shit, the bare minimum plus 10% added on. The focus revolutionized the hatch market, by being affordable, well engineered, and nicely styled. Except for the US and Russian built ones, the quality is pretty good. Unfortunatly, Ford bean counters never allowed the bonkers Focus RS version to be ever made. Beats the hell out of all but the Alfa 147. Better than the bloated MkV Golf.

Wow, the Ford Focus beat a 100,000 (pounds sterling) Merc Sl 55 AMG in the slalom, in an Evo magazine test.

by E. Y. December 28, 2005

Forced Pity Sex

When a man during a young relationship really wants sex, but the girl does not. However, the girl wants to make the guy happy and let's it happen anyway, not enjoying it that much herself.

I really liked him, so we had some forced pity sex so we wouldn't dump me for a whore.

by thewisethesuarussus March 24, 2017

You're fired

An unsympathetic and merciless phrase which may be used by those with the power to hire and fire employees or contractors, when the services of those in their employ are no longer required.

Popularised by the entertainer Donald Trump on the TV show 'The Apprentice', before the majority of US voters decided to turn the phrase on him in November 2020.

"Mr Trump, the people have spoken: you're fired."

by Sneachta dubh November 8, 2020

edsel ford high school

Basically the best of the worst. Pretty much everyone agrees it's better than the other high schools in Dearborn even though they all suck. Every dumbass thinks it's the funniest fucking thing ever to steal the "L" from the gymnasium pool sign on the side of the school. All of the teachers think they are the shit when in reality only about 3 of them are good. The hallways stink from people that never take showers and once a week spray on their dollar store cologne/axe (depends how much gas is selling for that week) until people start gagging. Some people celebrate their birthdays in a big way - 25 bazillion balloons, screaming during lunch, and sheet cakes.. this usually pisses off 90% of the school. The sports are okay. All in all a bad school but some students are pretty cool.

idiot: OMFG!!! I LIKE JUST STOLE THE "L" FROM EDSEL!
me: dude, you are fucking stupid. that was and never will be funny.

idiot: the bathrooms at edsel are so cool i always hang out in them
me: you are stupid. seriously they stink so bad and when i come out of my stall i get humped by a group of people screaming things in foreign tongues.

idiot: woooow like edsel ford high school has the best academic program ever and we have so many cool things to do at edsel hehehehehe
me: you will never get laid. ever.

by edgar allen poe...i think August 20, 2008

Ford Pinto 6 cylinder

A car produced by Ford Motor Company in the 1970's and early 80's.

The Pinto 4 cylinder was a horribly SLOW car, especially with an automatic. My Grandma had one with a vinyl top and a trunk. I hated it! But, I had a Ford Pinto 6 cylinder hardtop with a hatchback. It was AWESOME!

by Bahn, Otto Bahn January 10, 2007