i think i just shit myself hard

when you absolutely blow your pants up

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard

by some stupid guy September 05, 2023

playing with not myself

helping someone else masturbate

Boy 1: So, what were you doing this weekend?
Boy 2: I was, uh, playing with not myself...

by thatstragic October 09, 2022

beat myself

The client didn't not explain what she meant, but wanted me to figure it out.

The patient stated she like to 'beat herself'; I beat myself sometimes.

by Ovidsingh July 31, 2023

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

Suicide is not the answer.

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself
No, everyone you know will miss you
You're right

by Bi poppi January 13, 2023

Give myself

Expression from the 19th century coming from prostitution and raping culture

I finally give myself for a lift back home after i was drunk being offered few shot of whiskey

by Steve_the_magnificent October 13, 2021

sex with myself

It means to FUCKING LISTEN IN CLASS WHILE YOUR DOING PORN

I had sex with myself

by Matteo Suck me balls May 15, 2023

Ledger myself

Meaning to accidentally or purposefully ending your life using a combination of drugs.

I had such a bad day, I might want to Ledger myself.

by Lala8762 November 09, 2023