faucet puking

puking without gaging; puking like someone turned your mouth into a faucet

you're friend was so drunk he was faucet puking off the table

by cketchmark November 21, 2010

Fluckering

A variation of "fuckening". When you can't express your interior yells of disbelief through cussing and need a more creative word.

Karen told me that she was simply fluckering after being presented with the watermelons she hated so much.

by Chey Berry June 22, 2016

Brass Faucet

Peeing on someone's face after sodomy. Ideally in the person's mouth.

O man, jizzing up your butt really makes me need to take a leak. Open up for a Brass Faucet.

by sogoodalways April 9, 2009

mexican faucet

When you eat so much Mexican food that your anus proceeds to leaks dirty brown water.

Timmy just ate 439 burritos and he knows that tomorrow morning he will get Mexican Faucet

by HoobJoob November 8, 2013

Fixing the leaky faucet

When your at a party and two people are aduably having sex in another room, they're not having sex, they're just fixing the leaky faucet.

At sians house:
(sexual noises)
Kiki, Andy what are you doing in there?
errrr.....
uhhhh.....
Were just fixing the leaky faucet!

by Dmonney September 12, 2005

Flacenteli

To give a blow job to a Italian man who is limp as a wet noodle.

The nasty skank wrapped her lips around the Italian man's penis but her teeth were so nasty it turned out more to be a flacenteli than a blow job.

by Orvis666 February 24, 2009

sausage faucet

A network loop, especially one that results in a packet storm. Named for a crudely-drawn whiteboard image of such a construct.

Plugging both ends of a network cable into two ports on the same switch (and, if applicable, same VLAN) results in a sausage faucet.

by captain booya November 26, 2010