floding

Failing to spell a word or words correctly.

I kept floding the word silhouette and spelled it s-i-l-o-e-t instead.

by Buloffinose Jones January 22, 2018

chris fleming

That dope ass Motherfucker that rails bitches leaving them with a major limp or just straight up with roast beef pussy after he’s done with them

“Damn did you hear that hoe ass roast beef no ass crooked nipple ass bartender can’t even walk after Chris Fleming got done with her”

by El mechón September 11, 2020

feeding his chocobo

Masturbation. A chocobo is a bird-like creature in the Final Fantasy series of video games. Several of these games allow the player to breed different varieties of chocobo. In the online-only Final Fantasy XI the player has to log on and feed his chocobo, or the chocobo will die. How the term became associated with masturbation is unknown.

He was busy feeding his chocobo.

by John Perkins March 17, 2008

Feeding the unicorn

When a woman sucks your dick and milks your prostrate at the same time!

Do you like feeding the unicorn?

by Fukn paul March 11, 2017

Fleming

A Fleming is a type of monkey that likes to sing Harry Hippo

The Fleming sang a lot

by Bobbas12345 September 20, 2019

Feeding the Birds

A solo sexual practice wherein the subject (traditionally male) vomits onto his own genitalia for use as a lubricant.

“Where the fuck is frank?”
“I think he’s in the bathroom feeding the birds”

by MrOCD October 16, 2019

Flexing

An Art! it is the art of managing to flirt while texting.

Girl: hey alex, what are you doing? put your phone away

Alex: I can't. this is reall important

Girl: are you flirting with another girl?

Alex: nope, just flexing

by Aturn247 July 31, 2007