The First Definition

The first definition, on the day the site was created, 9/12/1999.
Brutal - December 9, 1999
"Anything that makes you sweat"
Man, this morning's calisthenics were brutal.
by Eugene December 9, 1999
It is also almost 25 years old and can be found on page 6 after searching for 'brutal', 6th definition on page 6

Damn I just cant find the first definition on urban dictionary
Well there it was

by ._.pres August 25, 2023

Folk's First Law of Romance

When you are crushing on someone, and you are sexual harassing your crush and tell that you are not a simp

In Folk's First Law of Romance, Simp is unidentified

by MintTrunchAngelo December 2, 2020

Fuck Up of the First Order

1) Adjective - The ultimate mistake which ends with disastrous consequences, usually involving multiple parties which were not, directly, involved in the incident. Usually, it starts with a minor, low level, bad decision.
2) Noun - A person who commits the "ultimate" mistake.

The introduction of the Africanized Bee in Brazil in 1957 created consequences that spanned across continents and devastated ecosystems. This is prime example of a "fuck up of the first order".

The person who actually released the bees, or setup the conditions where the bees where released, is also nown as a "fuck up of the first order".

by John9999 October 7, 2011

Sliding in head first

When someone slides into the DMs by sending a dick pic

Person one: Hey did you hit up that waitress from yesterday on instagram
Person two: Yeah man! I went sliding in head first

by Quasimototheking April 29, 2016

At least buy me a drink first.

Oftenly used when one person implies something sexual or something that sounds sexual. Could also be used when someone touches an intimate body part like the ass or tits, this could be an accident or on purpose.

Diego: *Trips and accidentally touches ass*
Julia: Wow, at least buy me a drink first.

by Dakiji February 18, 2019

First To Comment, Last To Get Laid

When a Facebook user trolls the person that insisted they were the first to comment on a public photo

Someone writes "First!!!", a comment later "First To Comment, Last To Get Laid".

by qdnh92 October 17, 2012

Shermer's First Law of Intelligence

From a Penn & Teller show, a quote from Michael Shermer: "Smart people are very good at rationalising things they came to believe for unsmart reasons."

You might think Creationism boasts a few fine minds, but just remember Shermer's First Law of Intelligence.

by Fearman December 28, 2007