fingbing

someone who has neither the drive nor ambition to do any other than sit around the house and finger bang their ass all day. also accepted 'fing bang', 'finger banger', 'fing'.

"Quite being a pile of crap and get a job fingbing!"

by Moe Lester January 24, 2004

Lying through his fingernails

Equivalent of lying through one's teeth, but for situations in which the lie was conveyed through typed text via computer or text message.

"Didn't you say Chase told you he was busy tonight? He totally just booty texted me. That boy is lying through his fingernails."

by MDix September 7, 2011

Fingeringmybum

The act of one fingering there ass or "bum" as we brits call it.

Blue_Roost64: I love fingeringmybum you guys!
Jaq: Ew you nasty faggot
Blue_Roost64: It smells and tastes so good when I eat it
Fusion: uMad
Blue_Roost64: No im glad I finger my bum till I cum, as my mom video tapes :)

by Dat_Fuze September 14, 2010

Fingerlings

Ring like objects worn over half of the finger, usually made out of fabric, vinyl or leather.

The basketball team wore matching fingerlings at the homecoming game.

by TyC Fingerlings June 9, 2010

fingerbang

Slang for the act of programming

Chad was diligently fingerbanging the keyboard, working on a particle system tool.

by arepeegee December 29, 2007

Fingerbonged

When you are cleaning the ash out of your pipe after smoking weed and you get your index finger covered in ash then you just got fingerbonged!!!!!!

Like you just finger fucked your pipe

Susan lifted her finger to revel black smut on her index finger after cleaning her pipe head out.

TRIPLE H says "Omg susan you just fingerbonged HAHAHAHA

by Riddlemethis! June 2, 2009

spartan fingerbang

fingering a chick and making it bleed like a stuck pig

i spartan fingerbanged that chick all night long. now i need new sheets.

by dirta jack September 25, 2009