Fence Painting

When a male pleases a woman orally starting from one hole and going to the other and repeat as necessary.

When a hot lady walks by a guy might say, MMMMM Yea ... I would love to paint her fence. Or he might say, I would paint her fence for free.

So ladies feel free to ask your men to show you there Fence Painting technique.

by Worms and Hispandican March 24, 2008

Felchmonger

One who loves the act of using a paper towel tube or toilet paper roll and lubricant to insert a small rodent in their ass.

Simon, Matt and Dennis the felchmongers practice the act of felching daily at 3:09 PM. They are ridiculously aroused by this act of rodents being inside.

by AngryCPET March 28, 2007

felch belch

v. The act of sucking semen out of someone's ass and then belching in satisfaction. See belch, felch

This can also be used as an insult.

*shloooooooook shlooooooooooook ....... BARRRRRRRRP*

Phil? Oh yeah.. that guy is such a felch belch.

by ryan y April 4, 2006

Fencing

A sport where damn near everyone appears to be a mincing pansy poofter* but are actually full tilt hetro. If you see a couple of them together, do not ask which of them gets to be the boy, as they will beat the living shit outta you.

*especially foil and eppe fencers. Sabre fencers just laugh, buy another round and point out the foil and eppe fencers playing Judy Garland songs on the jukebox by the bar.

When I asked the foil fag "How much for a BJ?" at the fencing tournament, he jumped ten feet from a standing start and kicked my teeth out.

by rancher dan April 17, 2006

Felchin

The action of licking taint formally known as tossing salad

My mom caught me felchin my stuffed animals last night

by Kota13f September 2, 2018

Fencing

Happens to guys who needs to pee through a chain link fence. In order to not receive backsplash from the fence while peeing they put heir dick through the fence. While peeing they “accidentally” graze the fence with their dick. They realize this feels good so they start to make a habit of getting off on the chain link fence by rubbing their dick on it. Some men have improved upon this pleasurable act by stuffing their balls in the fence first.

Johnny had to get a tetnus shot because he was fencing the other night on a rusty fence.

by Grant.C August 13, 2018

felch

Sucking, licking or eating your own jizz out of your partner anus after an intercourse.

I felched my girlfriend's brother last night and he loved it.

by Kyan January 7, 2004