Feed Fever

When scrolling through your social news feeds and can't stop, because the feed never ends and you don't want to miss anything, therefor you compulsively keep scrolling.

Get off your Phone, you have Feed Fever!

by PacMan000 November 29, 2014

Dream Feed

Semen deposited in the mouth before bed.

First uttered by either Sam or Emma at Dinting Cricket Club, May 2010

Lady - I am going to bed now darling

Gentleman - Not before your dream feed

/cut to porn scene

by onetothetwotothethreetothefloo May 25, 2010

feed the meter

To insert coins into, or otherwise pay, a parking meter.

I'll be right back—gotta feed the meter again so I don't find an orange envelope of shame on my windshield!

by southland August 18, 2017

feeding the donkey

stimulation of a man’s anus with the hand in a manner similar to feeding a hungry donkey; the male equivalent of “feeding the horse”

Jay was feeding the donkey with his hand down the back of Ray’s jeans while Ray gave him head.

by jjaustx February 28, 2018

Feeding the Possums

The act of taking a big shit. Something a possum would eat. Possums eat anything. Seriously.

Honey:"What's taking so long dear?"

Dear:"I'll be there in a minute Honey, I'm feeding the possums!"

by Darkmatter65 May 15, 2010

mean feeds

a place to get a mad feed

typical student: oi mate I'm going to mean feeds wanna get a mad feed
another regular student (usually a male): oi mate I could go for a mad feed from mean feeds right now

by communistfrank April 10, 2018

Feed the bleed

When your on your period or due on and you have to eat everything in your fridge!

Oh girls I need to feed the bleed! Let's get a dominos.

by Girlbossadventures September 25, 2017