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fecal ferret

You like to wear cardigans? You're such a fucking fecal ferret!
by Charles Monkfish March 5, 2008
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fecal presentation

A non-profane way of saying "shit show."
Sally: Wow, Bob's annual presentation was horrible. It had no useful information and his approach was super boring.

Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.
by gonzobrains April 22, 2024
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Equal-fecal

With any and ALL genders involved in being a piece of sh*t.😜🐤💨💩👀😁
You might ALL be EQUAL-FECAL people as a platter,,,I mean matter of crap,,uhhh,fact.......😁 -NACuvSRO
by NACuvSRO May 4, 2021
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fecal cold

A cold that is transmitted through the nose upon smelling the flatulance (Intestinal gas that’s passed from the anus.) of someone that has fallen ill. Similar to a standard cold the infected will often have a “runny” nose although the discharge will have a brown tint. Any sneezes will often have a fecal aroma as well.
Steve missed work today because of the “Fecal Cold” he caught when Jim farted while he was still contagious.
by BigJimmy82 November 14, 2018
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Fecal Shock Syndrome

1. Acronym: FSS. At the beaches in Chicago on Lake Michigan, Fecal Shock Syndrome is the result of encountering multiple soiled diapers on the beach or in the water. Symptoms include disgust, repulsion, running to get away, and later a sense of general contamination and (possibly psychosomatic) itching and general discomfort. Many people of a certain socioeconomic group in Chicago feel this is perfectly OK: baby poops, remove diaper and toss it on the beach.

2. Any instance where you see feces and it clearly does not belong there.
1. I dove in off the rocks at Montrose beach and saw three diapers floating in the water. Fecal Shock Syndrome set in immediately. I went home ant took a 30 minute shower.

2. I had fecal shock syndrome after someone shit between the dumpsters in the alley behind my apartment.
by dickie bundle September 11, 2012
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Douche de Fecale

A popular European custom related to a courtesy plume but given to oneself even when your shit doesn't smell that bad. Also frequently performed when a bidet is unavailable. Applying 'eau de toilette' to the derrière using the refreshing phenomenon of toilet plume.
After using the toilette at Pierre's, Marie gave herself a douche de fecale seeing that Pierre had no bidet.
by SmellyJam November 28, 2021
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Poly-Erotic Fecal Subordination

The act of living under a "fecal dom" who allows or disallow personal bowel movements. The (poly) meaning the "fecal dom" is overseeing many 2-7 "fecal subs" this of course ads to the degradation as you are only one of many "fecal subs" one of the main rules is you can only gain permission of bowel autonomy (for a set period of time) if the "fecal sub" asks in person over the phone or by mail is not permitted.
"Poly-erotic fecal subordination has made my daily life more structured and more erotic!"

"Wow, that's awesome!"
by unstoppablestepbro May 27, 2024
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