fecal presentation

A non-profane way of saying "shit show."
Sally: Wow, Bob's annual presentation was horrible. It had no useful information and his approach was super boring.

Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.
by gonzobrains April 22, 2024
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Fecal Float

When one taints another's drink with feces. Usually as some sort of funny prank or done to someone that one does not hold in high regard.
I have a secret. Jane just made johns beer into a Fecal Float.
by Donny L. Butts May 16, 2008
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Fecal Fountain

When you poop and the water splashes, hitting your butt
Guy 1: Just had a crazy fecal fountain
Guy 2: Impressive
by yummy_thick December 09, 2019
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fecal rumba

The dance one does to shake the various types of waste off ones posterior after running out of toilet paper.
Oh why does my ass itch so bad.. I did a 10 minute fecal rumba.
by shaddarknight June 22, 2011
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Fecal Treacle

When the fecal matter you're defacating has the consistency of treacle
I really need to eat more fiber, it's impossible to push out all the fecal treacle
by Matt.Ed September 22, 2020
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Fecal Floatation

A condition often provoked by anal sex in the bathtub
Stacey: Yes we can try anal in the bathtub so it doesn't get messy
Ron: Ok honey... anything for anal
Stacey: Oh that is pretty good Ron... please take it out though
Ron: Holy cow! What came out with my penis
Stecey: I don't know honey... let's call it a fecal floatation
by FunniCuzItsTru July 03, 2013
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The act of living under a "fecal dom" who allows or disallow personal bowel movements. The (poly) meaning the "fecal dom" is overseeing many 2-7 "fecal subs" this of course ads to the degradation as you are only one of many "fecal subs" one of the main rules is you can only gain permission of bowel autonomy (for a set period of time) if the "fecal sub" asks in person over the phone or by mail is not permitted.
"Poly-erotic fecal subordination has made my daily life more structured and more erotic!"

"Wow, that's awesome!"
by unstoppablestepbro May 28, 2024
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